EIJIW _ Chapter - 05
I want to put on makeup!
The Shen family has always been very strict, and although the four young masters have very different personalities, they are all modest and polite, and it is extremely rare to see them bringing home a woman, even to drink at a flower house! So, everyone was shocked by Shen Qian Qian's shocking behavior this time, even the kitchen auntie couldn't help but discuss while washing rice and her eyebrows were particularly lively!
And as everyone knows, the essence of gossip is to exaggerate! So when Qin Shao Yu came back from outside in the afternoon, the rendering of this incident was like a wild horse, gone forever on the avenue of hunting strangers and never returning! It's a normal category to use the Huijiang love potion if you have worked hard on the bed. A more unique statement is that the woman is a thousand-year-old fox demon. She likes to drag the nine tails and dance with the second young master in the courtyard, making laughter like silver bells. It's scary to death; of course, like 'The Second Young Master knows that a woman is a demon, but he is still tragic and strong to have sex with her. He would rather abandon his own yang energy in exchange for the peace of the world's thousands of men.' This kind of plot is really too ridiculous, so the degree of praise is not very high!
After listening to the new version of "The Second Young Master Has Grown Fangs" in Bao Dou, Shen Qian Ling squatted in the yard and laughed so that his stomach cramped. This is much better than those entertainment reporters in the previous life. The details are really the conscience of the industry.
"What's the matter, laughing so happily?" Qin Shao Yu pushed the door in.
Shen Qian Ling quickly recovered his serious face, turned around, and walked towards the inner room, his expression changed so fast, without losing face to the movie star world.
"Fūrén is angry?" Qin Shao Yu asked at his side.
When Shen Qian Ling heard "Fūrén" or "Xiangzi", he started to have a headache, "I beg you to call me by my name."
"Even if I don't call you Fūrén, you'll still have to marry into my Shadow Chasing Palace in the future." Qin Shao Yu reminded him.
"I have already forgotten you, we'd better just break up." Shen Qian Ling thought about it and added, "You are a good person, you will definitely find a good marriage!"
"What about the baby?" Qin Shao Yu's eyes were sad and bitter.
"Are you really sure I have a baby in my belly?" Shen Qian Ling frowned and said, "I squeezed it today, it seems to be fat." Or maybe it was that Shen Qian Ling who lied to you back then!
Qin Shao Yu almost laughed, not enough, but finally succeeded in holding back, and said sternly, "Of course sure, believe in your husband's ability in that area."
Believe your sister! Shen Qian Ling kicked violently, and he was ashamed to say, big brother, you are so unrestrained.
"Tonight there are lanterns, are you going to see them?" Qin Shao Yu asked.
"No." Shen Qian Ling sat at the table and drank tea.
"Go, it will be very lively." Qin Shao Yu held his hand and said affectionately, "You and I will go together, just in time for more people to make friends."
Fuck fuck fuck make out your sister! Shen Qian Ling spurted out a mouthful of water! And this kind of thing that can take advantage of the crowd is not exposure maniac, but even fewer people cannot ah. I don't know you very well!
"Fūrén, slow down, your face is covered with water." Qin Shao Yu close to help him wipe, Shen Qian Ling was surprised to jump up, "Bao Dou ！！！！"
"Something wrong with Gongzi?" The boy ran all the way in.
"Send the guest off!" Shen Qian Ling quickly retreated to a safe distance away to avoid being touched by him.
Qin Shao Yu immediately made an expression of injury.
But Shen Qian Ling didn't see it at all, because he had already run back to the inner room!
"Palace master ......" Bao Dou is very innocent.
"No matter, I will come back later." Qin Shao Yu smiles gently and warmly, but there is a hidden heartbreak under the eyes, "Seeing Xiao Ling like this, my heart really cut with a knife."
The acting skills are very perfect.
As a result, Bao Dou's impression of him immediately greatly improved, and even deliberately found the opportunity to praise in front of Shen Qian Ling in a roundabout way!
"You were actually bribed by him?" Shen Qian Ling was angry, "Where did the bones go!"
Bao Dou muttered, "I am for the good of Gongzi."
"If it's really for my sake, let's find a way to make him stop pestering me." Shen Qian Ling sat cross-legged on the bed, "Where is the Shadow Chasing Palace, is it far from here?"
"At Shuzhong, the northwest, not too close and not too far." Bao Dou said, "Fast horses and day and night, about ten days and a half months to get there."
It still seems to be a bit far away. ...... Shen Qian Ling stroked his chin, now not sure whether the child is real or not, in case something really happens, it is inconvenient to find him back.
"What is Gonzi thinking?" Bao Dou asked curiously.
"Is there any way to prevent him not live here?" Shen Qian Ling added, "But not too far away!"
"Not living here?" Bao Dou immediately looked at him with a condemned look, his face full of meanings like "you actually want to drive out Palace master Qin is really too much" and so on!
"Say it!" Shen Qian Ling fiercely pinched his bun face.
"In fact, Palace master Qin said he wanted to buy a mansion earlier." Bao Dou face was pulled out of shape.
"Buy a mansion?" Shen Qian Ling's heart instantly lit up with small light bulbs, "bought?"
"Did not buy." Bao Dou shook his head, "When the eldest young master knew about it, he said that the Shen family mansion is so big, the family why separate two places to live, so there is no further."
Shen Qian Ling was instantly frustrated, how could his elder brother do this!
"But the mansion that was chosen by the palace master Qin has been there." Bao Dou cautiously looks at his face, "It is said that the owner of the house is a girl, who has always been a great admirer of Palace Master Qin, only willing to sell to him alone."
Fuck? Shen Qian Ling's eyes widened, there is actually this one! This kind of man is really not to be desired!
"Is that girl pretty?" Shen Qian Ling asked.
"I don't know about this, no one has seen her." Bao Dou said, "But certainly not as good-looking as Gongzi, so don't worry about that."
Shen Qian Ling was choked, he only wanted to estimate the probability that 'Qin Shao Yu may be seduced by others and let himself go', who wants to compare good looks with girls!
"Do I have private money?" After thinking for a while, Shen Qian Ling asked again.
Gongzi of the family can have some spare money no matter what, if there is more, maybe the house can be bought in the name of Qin Shao Yu, so as to smoothly get him out!
"There should be some." Bao Dou said, "but not too much, Gongzi's monthly money mostly bought sugar beans to eat, not a few taels left."
Shen Qian Ling was deeply shocked by this, even if the haunted house is cheap, you can't use sugar beans to evaluate it! I have ten packs of sugar beans here, would you like to sell me the house? Such words sound like strong mental retardation!
"How do you think he fell in love with me?" Shen Qian Ling sighed while holding his cheeks, I have never been unspoken in the entertainment industry!
"This is something that Palace Master Qin did say." Bao Dou said, "He said that although Gongzi is good-looking, he has no powdery air, and he is likable when he sees."
"Really?" Shen Qian Ling sat up straight with a bolt.
"I probably don't remember the sentence correctly, but the meaning must be correct." Bao Dou said, "This is what Palace Master said to Gongzi when Palace Master personally came to propose marriage. It is not only me, but many people have heard it."
This is good ...... Shen Qian Ling's heart instantly blossomed with seven colorful flowers, holding Bao Dou's hand, and solemnly said, "Go get me some rouge powder."
"Rouge powder?" Bao Dou was taken aback, "What do you want those things for?"
Shen Qian Ling's smile is very bright, "I want to put on makeup."
Bao Dou: ......
So, when Qin Shao Yu and Shen Qian Feng entered the house together at night, they were all shocked when they pushed the door.
Shen Qian Ling is wearing a bright red dress and is drawing his eyebrows in the mirror, with a very focused expression.
Bao Dou was standing at one side helping him to carry the rouge box, his face was also embarrassed!
"Ling-er, you are ...... doing what?" Shen Qian Feng was surprised.
"I have nothing else to do, draw and play." Shen Qian Ling biting his lower lip, the expression is very charming!
The so-called movie king is to achieve seamless conversion between different genders!
Shen Qian Feng's eyes are full of worries, what is a good reason to do makeup, is this really brain damage?
"What do you think of my nails?" Shen Qian Ling stretched out his right hand dyed with cardamom, even he was this kind of fake girl temperament thunderstruck!
Shen Qian Feng frowned.
"Does it look good?" Shen Qian Ling's charming eyes were like silk, curling up the orchid finger.
Qin Shao Yu nodded in admiration, "It's so beautiful."
The corner of Shen Qian Feng's mouth twitched; this can be exaggerated?
Looks good at your sister, do you still have an aesthetic! Shen Qian Ling roared in his heart, shouldn't he show disgust on his face? This look of a loving saint is to show to whom!
"Fūrén looks good no matter what." Qin Shao Yu squeezed his chin, "From today, this husband will teach you martial arts."
Wait, these two things are related? Shen Qian Ling refused, "I do not practice, I want to learn embroidery."
Shen Qian Feng: ......
"Practice martial arts in the morning, embroidery in the afternoon." Qin Shao Yu patted his head, "That's the decision."
Decide your whole family! Shen Qian Ling's eyes were red and he flung himself into Shen Qian Feng's arms, "Big brother he bullied me." If you want a wife, let's be a complete wife. wooing wooing wooing(1) this kind of thing to the film king is no pressure at all, okay!
"Shao Yu is also for your own good." Shen Qian Feng comforted, "If you do not want him to teach, then I will teach you personally."
"Why?" Shen Qian Ling had a bitter face.
Shen Qian Feng sighed, "Because you have been very different from before since you fell and hurt your head."
Nonsense, of course, it is different, I do not know Shen Qian Ling well! The impostor asked blearily, "Then what does this have to do with martial arts training?"
"Shao Yu's master may be able to help you heal your injuries, but he lives deep in the South China Sea islands, so you need to get well first, in order to withstand the journey." Shen Qian Feng said, "Big brother will teach you a set of simple boxing techniques in the morning. Think of it as physical fitness."
"But you guys clearly said before that I was originally a peerless master." Shen Qian Ling earnestly hopes, "Is there any way to let me quickly recover?" There are planes to sit on who still choose a donkey cart, not to mention the practice of martial arts. It is very tiring, okay!
Bao Dou looked at him with a sympathetic look.
"No." Shen Qian Feng did not change his face, "now your internal energy is sealed in the heart veins, forcing through will be dangerous, we must start again from the basic boxing practice." Sure enough, it is the eldest young master of the Shen family, who tells lies better than others. Be a lot more professional, and very calm!
Shen Qian Ling's face is written all over the "I do not want to practice" four big blood-red words!
"Don't worry." Qin Shao Yu touched his head, "only the morning practice martial arts, if I am free in the afternoon, I will come to accompany your embroidery eyebrows."
Shen Qian Ling's brain buzzed. He grabbed Qin Shao Yu's collar and went into the inner room, "You are not allowed to follow!"
The eldest young master Shen and Bao Dou looked at each other, what is this story?
"You did it on purpose? !" After closing the door, Shen Qian Ling lowered his voice and asked angrily.
"I want you to practice martial arts to strengthen your body, there is no reason why not on purpose." Qin Shao Yu smiled and looked at him.
"I ...... you ...... I ......" Shen Qian Ling gritted his teeth several times but did not say the words. "What about the one in my stomach?" this sentence out! As a man with a small cucumber, he really doesn't want to face this reality! But if it is a miscarriage, it will be even more terrible! This world is so strange and broken, Nothing is impossible!
"Pfft." Qin Shao Yu laughed out loud.
"Laugh my ass off!" Shen Qian Ling looked at him angrily.
"Don't worry." Qin Shao Yu comforted, "This set of boxing emphasizes the use of softness to overcome rigidity, and the moves are extremely slow. It doesn't hurt to practice in the first few months."
"You bastard!" Shen Qian Ling gritted his teeth, "just refused to help me, right?"
"We're all doing this for your own good." Qin Shao Yu's eyes were full of petting!
Shen Qian Ling angrily pushed him away and walked out, I knew I couldn't rely on him!
When I become a peerless master, the first thing I will do is castrate you!
......
It was a light breeze and rain at night, and the fragrance of flowers was in abundance.
"Palace Master." The man in black sneaked into the courtyard again.
"How is Master Ye injured?" Qin Shao Yu asked.
"He is almost healed, so don't worry about it." The man said, "Only recently the demon cult is getting more and more aggressive, if the palace master does not take action, I'm afraid we will miss the opportunity."
"Give me a few more days." Qin Shao Yu pondered, "This Shen Qian Ling after memory loss, seems very interesting."
"Interesting?" The man in black did not understand.
"I have persuaded Qian Feng to teach him martial arts." Qin Shao Yu raised the corners of his mouth, "True or false, we will know tomorrow morning."
......
The next day, before dawn, Shen Qian Ling was picked up from the bed by his elder brother.
"Brother!" The youngest master Shen has tears in his eyes, and looked at him in shorts and a gown, "I did not wake up."
"Get up even if you don't wake up!" Shen Qian Feng was very strict.
Don't become so fierce all of a sudden! Shen Qian Ling is full of depression and washed, and then changes into black clothes specially prepared by Bao Dou. It looks like a bit of a master!
But that's all "looks" And already! As a delicate and beautiful boy who couldn't even get up from sit-ups, Shen Qian Ling felt that he was about to collapse just by seeing those plum blossom piles.
In comparison, he really would rather embroider!
Qin Shao Yu was also waiting for him at the martial arts training ground, smilingly saying, "Fūrén looks good in everything."
"Shut up!" Shen Qian Ling gave him an angry look, you bastard who does not care about the safety of his wife and children!
"Let's move your muscles and bones first." Shen Qian Feng lifted one of his legs.
"Ah ！！！！" Shen Qian Ling screamed very miserably. Don't try to lift the head as soon as you come up, ah it hurts like hell!
Qin Shao Yu is holding the tree and laughing.
'Laugh at your sister!' Shen Qian Ling looked at him with anger and fury.
'Laugh again careful I do a set of radio gymnastics (2) to scare you to death!'
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Notes:
1) 嘤嘤嘤 (yīng yīng yīng): wooing wooing wooing / Hum hum hum. Seek the favour, support or custom of.
Also used in onomatopoetic expressions.
Onomatopoeia _ trill; chrip. Calling of birds.
2) Chinese radio gymnastics
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