EIJIW _ Chapter - 12
Stolen by Bald Man
"I'm not going!" Shen Qian Ling refused in one breath, and looked at his mother with a particularly aggrieved look!
"Don't be stubborn." Madam Shen patted his hand, "I will discuss this matter with your father."
"Although the journey is bumpy, Qin will take good care of Ling-er." Qin Shao Yu was still vowing.
Take care of your sister! Shen Qian Ling roared in his heart; Has Grandpa agreed to go with you! There are so many shy and glutinous girls in this world, you, an airport-like man, have no competitiveness at all!
"Don't think about it yet." Madam Shen helped him to put the cushion on, "I ordered the kitchen to cook your favourite meat soup, eat it and rest well."
"Rest here?" Shen Qian Ling was shocked! This is a greenhouse! A greenhouse!
"No matter, after all, this small building is also clean. Ahead of it is the Courtyard of Hooks." Madam Shen said, " This time, you have suffered some minor injuries, it is better to lie down and not move."
"We'd better go back to the mountain villa early!" At the thought of spending a night alone with Qin Shao Yu, Shen Qian Ling felt that all the hairs on his body were erected! How can I sleep when I'm not at the same level of combat power, in case he has a stroke in the middle of the night and wants to do that beastly thing, I have no resistance at all! His finger can poke a hole in the jade, this is completely out of the human realm, okay! It is obviously an Ultraman!
"Afraid to stay here?" Qin Shao Yu has some smiles under his eyes.
Don't think I can't see that you're trying to provoke me! Shen Qian Ling's heart despises, then helplessly pull his mother's hand, like a small frightened animal!
Are you kidding me? You can't just win a film award! This is called silent here is better than sound!
"What's so scary about Shao Yu." Madam Shen sighed, "Earlier when there was no memory loss, you two have no idea how much you love each other."
Shen Qian Ling is inwardly bitter, and the one he loves is not me.
"That's it, I'll go back." Madam Shen looked at Qin Shao Yu apologetically, "Ling-er--"
"Mother-in-law is serious." Qin Shao Yu interrupted her and said sincerely, "Not to mention that he is only afraid of me now, even if he beats me and scolds me, Qin definitely doesn't dare to complain!"
Madam Shen was indeed instantly filled with tears, looking at the situation, she can't wait to tie her little boy in a bow and present him with her hands! Film emperor Shen wanted to cry without tears, but could only use the little middle finger in the blanket to despise him - the previous Shen Qian Ling is a brain bag, how would you see such a pompous acting man!
The eyesight is really rotten!
There are prepared carriages in Furong Garden, Bao Dou went out to look around and came back with a bitter face, "The outside is crowded with people, all saying they want to wait to see Gongzi, even the back door."
Shen Qian Ling: ......
The ancient world has so many fans, this feeling is really difficult to express.
And how dare the people here be a little more leisurely!
Since you can't get out of the door, you have to go over the wall instead! A group of people came to the backyard, Old Master Shen held his wife in his arms, very affectionately looked at each other, and then leaped over the wall.
One minute.
Two minutes.
Three minutes later, the film emperor, Shen clenched his fist in anger, his father and mother had forgotten that there was a son there!
I can't fly!
"Go and help me call Bao Dou." Shen Qian Ling looked at Qin Shao Yu.
"Bao Dou also does not know martial arts." Qin Shao Yu smiled.
"Then go get my father to come in!" Shen Qian Ling is very principled.
Don't think that grandpa will open his mouth and beg you to take me out!
Qin Shao Yu said, "There are two carriages, and father-in-law and mother-in-law have already gone back first."
Shen Qian Ling: ......
"How about husband will carry you out?" Qin Shao Yu enthusiastically suggested.
Then hurry up and carry! What are you doing standing stupidly! Shen Qian Ling scolded him in his heart! Why do not you say that you are a eunuch!
After all, when faced with the choice of "not being hugged by him and then spending a night together in a greenhouse" or "being hugged by him for a few seconds and then sleeping in the comfort of your own courtyard", even a fool knows which is more favorable!
The corners of Qin Shao Yu's mouth were raised and he stepped forward and took the person into his arms, wrapped his shoulder with one hand, the other on his buttocks accurately.
Film emperor Shen suddenly rushed out countless swear words in his heart, nasty and shameless bastard, and then rubbed his hands and cocked dick!
"Are you scolding me in your heart?" Standing on the courtyard wall, Qin Shao Yu suddenly asked.
Shen Qian Ling steadfastly raised his head, reluctant to look down, and then said without embarrassment, "How is it possible, I can't thank you enough."
Gentlemen don't suffer from immediate losses!
"Really?" Qin Shao Yu's eyes were affectionate, "That's a relief for your husband."
...Don't talk about love at this time! Shen Qian Ling hugged his neck tightly, and then sincerely suggested, "Why don't we go down and talk?"
"No." Qin Shao Yu touched his forehead with him, " Going down, you will ignore me again."
......
Asshole Asshole Asshole Asshole!
The film emperor really wants to slap his face with his shoe!
On the other side of the back door, the crowd of onlookers waiting for a long time to see Shen Qian Ling, and heard that he has long sneaked away, so all disappointed. Three or two go outside in pairs, but there are sharp-eyed people screaming out, "Ah, that is not Shen Gongzi and Palace Master Qin?"
"Ah! It's really true!"
"What are they doing standing on the wall?"
"I don't know."
"Whatever he does, come closer, I've only seen Shen Gongzi in the painting."
......
So Shen Qian Ling, who was standing on the courtyard wall, heard a noise coming from behind him, but he didn't dare to look back, so he just said anxiously, "What's wrong?"
Seeing those people running closer and closer, Qin Shao Yu raised the corner of his mouth, then bowed his head and kissed deeply.
"Wow ！！！！！！！" A wide gossip group of people was stunned ！！！！！！
"Um..." Shen Qian Ling's eyes widened in an instant, your mother! Is this trying to die? He was so frightened that he wanted to break free, but he was firmly imprisoned at his waist, and even got acupuncture points.
Qin Shao Yu looked like he had been thirsty for 800 years, and even the tip of his tongue stuck into his mouth.
I will definitely castrate you in the future ...... in the people's enthusiastic applause, Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes in grief and angrily.
This revenge will not be avenged! Swear! No! For! People!
"It's like a match made in heaven!" One person in the crowd exclaimed, and immediately drew a chorus of agreement! Even everyone broke the wall and asked them to get married soon!
It's none of your business! Shen Qian Ling is in a frenzy!
Seeing that the person in his arms had even turned red, Qin Shao Yu finally realized that he let him go. He hugged and jumped to the opposite roof. Then, with the help of his feet, he quickly moved in the direction of Riyue Villa.
Once again, everyone applauded enthusiastically, really moved! The power of gossip is always strong, so in less than half an incense, the rumors about "Palace Master Qin and Shen Gongzi are smooching on the roof" have been spread in the streets and alleys, with ironworkers, woodcutters, gatekeepers, and restaurant owners, and even the hairy chest man selling pork is also talking! And the version has also been rapidly escalating and is gone forever in the direction of the wild horse.
"When Shen Gongzi and Palace Master Qin were smooching on the roof, the sky was full of glow, and there were hundreds of colorful butterflies flying around!" The innkeeper splashed, "As long as you stand a little closer, you can smell the fragrance of flowers. It's refreshing!"
"Oh, that scene was terrific at the time." The aunt who was washing rice by the river frowned. "Shen Gongzi was drinking tea in the courtyard, but suddenly he rushed out to a group of people in black with knives. They tied him up without saying anything! Fortunately, Palace Master Qin arrived in time and not only rescued Shen Gongzi alone but also beat up those gangsters! Shen Gongzi was too scared to leave, Palace Master Qin had been affectionate for a long time before coaxing him!"
"Cut, do you think that is really smooching?" The beggar's disciple made an expression of "how can our martial arts affairs be so simple" and said disdainfully. "In fact, it was a strange poison that Shen Gongzi was suffering from, and to save him, Palace Master Qin had to feed him the antidote mouth-to-mouth. It has nothing to do with children's love at all!"
"In a flash, a cloud of seven colors descended from the sky! A group of heavenly soldiers came on the wind, led by Li Jing, the King of the Tower of Heaven! It turns out that the Shen family's youngest son is an extraordinary person, a fairy of the Hundred Flowers who has come down to earth on her own, to be united with the Palace Master Qin, such a heartfelt gesture is truly touching!" The storyteller, with a startling clap of wood, stroked his beard in satisfaction at the enthralled crowd on stage. "To find out what happens next, we'll have to listen to the next story."
......
The Shadow Chasing Palace has assassins all over the world, so it would only take half a month to spread the rumor.
Qin Shao Yu sat in the room, unable to understand the expression on his face.
"Palace Master?" Seeing that he did not say anything for a long time, the subordinate next to him had to remind him in a low voice, "What should we do next?"
"Find more people, the more fragrant the better." Qin Shao Yu shook the teacup in his hand, "If you can't, just read it according to the erotica."
"Yes." The subordinate left with a smile, a moment later someone came knocking on the door again, "Palace Master, Old Master Shen is looking for you to discuss the matter."
"Got it." Qin Shao Yu straightened his collar, turned around, and left the residence.
......
In another small courtyard, Shen Qian Ling is walking violently around the courtyard with his hands behind his back!
The lips are not only very red but also a little swollen!
is just pouting lips!
Especially worth the anger value MAX+!
"Gongzi, you have a wound on your leg, it is better to take a good rest." Bao Dou looked straight and worried.
"Do you think father has the possibility to kill him?" Shen Qian Ling's eyes were full of expectation.
"......" Bao Dou shook his head honestly.
"He kissed me in front of so many people!" Shen Qian Ling pointed to his own lips, which is not considered to be degrading?!
Bao Dou's expression stiffened.
"You dare to laugh at me!" Shen Qian Ling was furious.
"Of course, I dare not." Bao Dou quickly returned to seriousness, "but the palace master did not do anything particularly excessive, and Gongzi and he had a marriage contract, a kiss is really not a big deal."
A tongue kiss in public is not a big deal! Is there any sense of being ancient! Shen Qian Ling would like to grab his collar and roar!
"In the previous two years, there was a severe drought, and the people in the world didn't have a chance to live! It wasn't until Gongzi and Palace Master Qin made a marriage that the first rain fell." Bao Dou said seriously, "the people are very happy, one after another, said that Gongzi and the palace master are a match made in heaven, and even took turns to invite the opera troupe to sing to congratulate them!"
Fuck!
Shen Qian Ling once again bitterly cried!
I can't believe it's actually the national CP ......
"So, you don't have to worry about what happened today." Bao Dou helped him to go inside, "Better rest early."
"Can I have some wine?" Shen Qian Ling's brain is buzzing, wants a drink to calm down.
"Well, I'll go get it for Gongzi!" Bao Dou ran out the door, Shen Qian Ling leaned on the bed and stretched a lazy back, holding his cheeks and sighing.
A rustling sound suddenly came from behind him, Shen Qian Ling turned his head to look, and saw that there was a bald man already in the room at some point!
Shen Qian Ling gasped in shock. Before he could scream for help, the bald brother had already rushed to the bed and covered his mouth, "I'll take you away!"
Why is Laozi going with you? You look bad at first sight! Shen Qian Ling was struggling anxiously, and the bald brother simply took him into his arms and said in a deep voice, "I am here late!"
Late your sister ！！！！ You shouldn't have come at all! Film emperor Shen almost vomits blood. What do you want to do with this kind of Liangzhu (1) lines, let alone the former lover of Shen Qian Ling who wants to elope with him! Nima wears gold earrings even if he has a bald head. The taste can't be so heavy!
Help ！！！！！！！ Life ！！！！！！！！
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Notes:
1) 梁祝 (Liang Zhu): The Butterfly Lovers is a Chinese legend of a tragic love story of a pair of lovers, Liang Shanbo (梁山伯) and Zhu Yingtai (祝英台), whose names form the title of the story. The title is often abbreviated to Liang Zhu (梁祝).
More about butterfly lover: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_Lovers
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