EIJIW _ Chapter - 14

Heaven On Earth!

"If you don't do it for your husband, don't you want to be a widow." Qin Shao Yu teased.

"Shut up!" Shen Qian Ling is righteous and stern, "I will not marry you!"

"Why?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

Why do you want to ask about this kind of thing? Shen Qian Ling continued solemnly, "Because you do not have breasts!"

Qin Shao Yu: ......

"Although I don't know why my parents want me to marry you, I will definitely not agree!" Shen Qian Ling sat cross-legged on the bed, "So in order not to delay your marrying a wife and having children, we'd better break up sooner."

"Marry a wife and have children?" The corner of Qin Shao Yu's mouth raised.

If you don't have a problem with marrying a wife, then you can go and have fun with it! Shen Qian Ling slandered, just don't stir me up!

"After the loss of memory, it is much more likable than before." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his chin.

"What did I look like before?" Shen Qian Ling was curious.

Qin Shao Yu said, "Not one good point."

......

Your sister!

Although he knows that the person who he is talking about is not actually himself, but inevitably will still be diarrhea! So film emperor Shen gave him a quick middle finger!

Very Ah Q's spirit! (1)!

"What does this gesture mean?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"To compliment you on your good looks." Shen Qian Ling replied fluently.

Qin Shao Yu looked at him with a smile, "If this face hadn't changed, I would almost suspect that you are not the original Shen Qian Ling at all."

Shaoxia, your intuition is really more accurate than a dog's! Shen Qian Ling spat in his heart, and then kicked him, "I want to rest, you go sleep on the floor!"

"No." Qin Shao Yu covered himself with the blanket.

Shen Qian Ling said angrily, "I have said I will not marry you!" How can you still stay in someone else's bed? It's shameless!

"I don't have to marry you." Qin Shao Yu leisurely said, "But you must marry me."

Oh, shit!

How dare you be more self-absorbed!

Shen Qian Ling was stunned by his shamelessness!

Who are you that I have to marry you!

And you don't even have breasts!

"Do you know why?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"It's not like my father owes you money and wants to take me off the debt?" Shen Qian Ling remembered the classic plot of the bitter TV drama.

Qin Shao Yu said shockingly, "Because you were poisoned."

Shen Qian Ling was stunned, "Poisoned?"

"Summer season is okay, in winter, you will be worse than death." Qin Shao Yu slowly said.

Shen Qian Ling pulled his collar, "What do you mean say clearly!"

"You have been suffering from cold poison since childhood, every year in winter will be painful to the bone." Qin Shao Yu looked at him, "No medicine can cure."

......

Shen Qian Ling shook his head, "I do not believe." This kind of plot is too fantasy and must not be true!

"If not, how would Lord and Madam Shen be willing to let you get married to a man?" Qin Shao Yu said, "My internal power is the most yang, only with my intercourse, your pain can be relieved a bit. "

Holy shit!

Shen Qian Ling's head was stunned by thunder.

Opened his mouth for a long time and did not say anything!

Qin Shao Yu also did not say more, just leaning on the bed, watching his expression from surprise to resistance, from anger to irritability, and finally frustration.

"What are you thinking about?" Qin Shao Yu asked when he was silent for a long time.

"I feel like I'm losing out." Shen Qian Ling fell down on the bed, his voice muffled.

Although my previous life was not much better, I at least have a healthy body, many friends, a mobile phone, a computer, and PSP, and will not be forced to marry an unknown man.

"What's the loss?" Qin Shao Yu did not understand.

"Nothing." Shen Qian Ling pulled the pillow to cover his head, "Let me be quiet."

"In a few days, go south with me." Qin Shao Yu patted him.

Don't bring up this kind of topic! Shen Qian Ling was a bit annoyed and covered the pillow tighter.

"The weather is warm in the south, even if it's really winter, you will be much better off. " Qin Shao Yu dragged him up, "and if you really see my master, maybe he will help you to cure the poison."

"Your master is a doctor?" Shen Qian Ling asked.

"He is a famous ghost doctor in Jianghu. In recent years, he has been living in seclusion on the islands of the South China Sea." Qin Shao Yu said, "If he can't even save you, then no one can save you."

"Why should I believe you." Shen Qian Ling had some doubts in his eyes.

"If you don't believe me, you should believe your parents, right?" Qin Shao Yu said, "You can go to them to verify every word I say."

Shen Qian Ling's mood was complicated, and he fell back into bed and pretended to be dead.

This kind of life is full of dog blood ......

"Go to sleep first." Qin Shao Yu helped him to put the pillow, and waved his hand to put out the light, "I'll talk about the rest tomorrow morning."

Shen Qian Ling hugged the blanket, kept his eyes open, and was dazed.

"Still thinking about your poisoning?" Half an hour later, Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Will I die?" Shen Qian Ling asked hesitantly.

"Are you afraid of death?" Qin Shao Yu squeezed his chin, and the moonlight poured into the window lattice, faintly falling on his face.

Shen Qian Ling was a bit struck by this statement, "What's so strange about being afraid of death, I haven't lived enough."

"If you keep doing what you are doing now, you will not die." Qin Shao Yu said.

"What do you mean?" Shen Qian Ling did not understand.

"I mean, or memory loss is good for you." Qin Shao Yu smiled, "Don't think about it, nothing will happen."

Shen Qian Ling was unhappy, turned around and hugged the blanket, and continued to be lost in thought.

Feeling that his breath still hasn't calmed down, Qin Shao Yu took out a soul-soothing pill from his arms and popped it into the incense burner on the table.

The fragrance of flowers came in bursts, Shen Qian Ling's confused brain finally gradually drowsy, and finally returned to silence.

Qin Shao Yu pulled out his hand from under the blanket and tried the faint pulse, and a trace of unreadable emotion crossed his eyes.

"I don't want to attend the event." Shen Qian Ling murmured and hugged Qin Shao Yu like a koala, "I want to play PSP at home!"

"What?" Qin Shao Yu did not hear a word.

Shen Qian Ling rubbed his head twice on his shoulder, and then opened his mouth "a wu" and bite it because he dreamed of grilled steak!

Qin Shao Yu frowned.

"Difficult to eat." Shen Qian Ling muttered and let go of his mouth, continuing to sleep on his body.

Qin Shao Yu poked his waist.

Shen Qian Ling snores like a little pig and drools a little by the way.

It's very ungrateful!

The black shadow outside the window flashed by, Qin Shao Yu pulled Shen Qian Ling out of his arms, and gently tucked him back into the nest.

Shen Qian Ling grunted in dissatisfaction, then lay down and continued to sleep, and incidentally reached out and scratched his butt.

Qin Shao Yu laughed, put on the outer robe, and went outside the house.

"Palace master." The man in black greeted him.

"How is it?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Everything is within our plan, and the Demon Cult has not made any big moves." The man in black said, "The journey is also ready, the palace master can leave at any time."

Qin Shao Yu nodded, "Good job, thank you for your hard work."

The man in black looked at him as if he wanted to say something.

"Something else?" Qin Shao Yu looked at him.

"Palace master recently ...... seems to have a close relationship with Shen Gongzi." The man in black whispered.

The scar on the neck that was bitten him is faintly painful, Qin Shao Yu reached out and touched it, "very obvious?"

The man in black did not answer.

"He is my wife who has never been through the door, so naturally he wants to be more intimate." Qin Shao Yu teased.

"Palace Master!" The man in black frowned.

"Have an opinion?" Qin Shao Yu raised his eyebrows.

"The subordinate dare not." The man in black bowed his head, "It's just that I always thought that Palace Master had no feelings for him."

"What about now? "Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Just now I saw from the window that ...... Palace Master was hugging Shen Gongzi." The man in black hesitated, "The subordinate knew that I should not go beyond the rules, but Shen Gongzi--"

"I know." Qin Shao Yu interrupted him, "Don't worry, I have the right measure."

"Yes." The man in black was very smart and didn't ask any more questions, turned around, and went into the darkness of the night.

The next morning, Shen Qian Ling stretched a lazy back, opened his eyes, and saw Qin Shao Yu's handsome face.

......

"Morning." Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket to cover his head.

"Why do you always like to cover yourself up?" Qin Shao Yu dug him out.

Because I see you, I feel sad! Shen Xiao Shou sighed in his heart. Those who cross the gods, the poisoned gods, and those who stir the foundation of the gods, will be ecstasy in the winter...No, the heartbreaking gods, everything is very sad!

"Look at your frowning face." Qin Shao Yu flicked his head, "Today I'm fine, take you out to see the temple fair."

"What is there to see at the temple fair." Shen Qian Ling was lacking in interest, daring to be a little poorer in his spiritual and cultural life! I want to see Iron Man!

"It's better than being bored in the house." Qin Shao Yu carried him off the bed, "And there are Shepherd's purse wontons to eat in the morning."

Shepherd's purse wontons are delicious, yes, but the pork loin and egg buns are also delicious! While washing his face, Shen Qian Ling silently missed the morning with chocolate cake and coffee!

"Do I need to wear a hat?" Shen Qian Ling asked after he changed his clothes.

"Of course not." Qin Shao Yu said.

"But Bao Dou said there will be a lot of people watching me." And there were indeed many people last time! Shen Qian Ling was slightly embarrassed.

"With me, they wouldn't dare." Palace Master Qin was overbearing.

......

Shen Qian Ling silently complained, violent control with well-developed limbs!

As Qin Shao Yu said, after Shen Qian Ling walked out to the streets this time, although many people recognized him, none of them dared to look straight! Even the diners who were sitting at the stall eating wontons saw the two of them and ran away one after another as if they had seen a ghost!

Shen Qian Ling was in a complicated and speechless mood, he just wanted to be treated like a normal person!

Qin Shao Yu didn't take it seriously, pulling him to sit at the stall, "Two bowls of wontons, two bowls of fans, and another cage of steamed buns."

"Okay." The stall owner is a rosy old man, although his hair and beard are white, his hands and feet are very quick.

"You come here often?" Shen Qian Ling was curious.

"Yes." Qin Shao Yu handed him the chopsticks, "Uncle Xu was originally a member of my Shadow Chasing Palace, but after he retired from Jianghu, he opened this wonton stall, and the taste is no worse than the Imperial Palace's royal meal."

"Palace Master is joking again." The stall owner put two bowls of wontons on the table, "The taste of the mountains and wilds, how can it be compared to the capital."

"Have a taste." Qin Shao Yu pushed one of the bowls in front of him.

Shen Qian Ling tried to take a sip of the soup and found that it was fresh, sweet, and light in the mouth without any unpleasant taste, so he narrowed his eyes and said, "It's delicious."

"Madam likes it." The old man smiled.

Shen Qian Ling spurted out a mouthful of soup. Don't shout after your palace master! I am not his wife at all!

Really annoying!

After breakfast, Shen Qian Ling hiccuped, then poked Qin Shao Yu, "Pay the silver."

"No need, no need." The old man smiled and waved his hand, "The palace master and Madam like to come and eat as much as they like, there is no reason to collect money."

"Of course it is." Shen Qian Ling took out an ingot of gold from Qin Shao Yu's arms and handed it over, "No need to look for it." Very domineering!

"You are quite generous." Qin Shao Yu laughed.

Of course! Supporting retirees is your ultimate responsibility! Shen Qian Ling felt better after eating and drinking, so he temporarily left the poisoning issue behind his mind, planning to go to a crowded place to see the excitement.

"Take you to a fun place." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his head.

"Where ...... ah!" Before Shen Qian Ling could finish saying a word, Qin Shao Yu hugged him and climbed up the tree.

"Ah ah ah ah get me down!" Shen Qian Ling's face is white again, asshole!

Qin Shao Yu held him tightly for a few moments and landed steadily in front of a wooden building.

"Say hello before you fly in the future!" Shen Qian Ling held him in a panic. Even if it's an airplane, there must be a gliding process, okay, "Where do you want to take me?"

Qin Shao Yu raised his chin forward.

Shen Qian Ling looked in his direction and saw a huge plaque embedded in the front of the building, entwined with colorful silk satin, with four big gilt words - Heaven on Earth! (2)

"Ahem." Shen Qian Ling was choked by himself.

"How is it?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

　　"Not very good at all." Shen Qian Ling's expression was tangled, "A strong... copycat flavor."

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Notes:

1) 阿Q精神: "Ah Q's spirit" is a spirit of self-comfort. Scholars summarized it as; Ah Q's expressions of self-deprecating, self-explanatory, and self-narcissism. In short, it is the use of spiritual victory to comfort oneself or forget it immediately. From "The True Story of Ah Q."

2) 天上人間: Chinese idioms; Heaven on Earth (Name of Beijing nightclub_ First-Class Nightclub)

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