HOG _ Chapter - 50
On the way
The team set off from Xuchang and went all the way south to the Yangtze River ferry via the official road. It took a day by land and a half by water, but in such a short period of time, the two demons could still made to something. Yun Xian blinked: "Brother, are you serious?”
Genius Long nodded, then looked at his facial paralysis: "What do you say?”
There were three carriages in the team, all of which were luxurious. They were the Xiang sibling, Xiao Hua, Xiao Cao and the stand-in, the two princes and Zhan Lingyan, and General Gu. General Gu held Xiao Wang Ye in his arms and touched his head when he heard the words: "Whatever you want.”
Genius Long looked at Yun Xian. The latter didn't have any resistance at all. He was just a little uncertain. Now that he saw someone determined, he smiled and nodded: "Well, anyway, there are so many people who are experimental mice. What are we afraid of?”
"That's it, go and let them get a chicken.”
Until noon, they could have walked a little further into the city for dinner, but the two princes looked at the scenery outside the carriage window and suddenly stopped. They were stunned and stopped leaving. Genius Long got out of the carriage and ordered a few words, then walked aside with Yun Xian, lowered his head to study something, General Gu and Zhan Lingyan followed behind, watching in silence.
Xiang Honghui blinked his beautiful peach blossom eyes, slowly got out of the carriage and walked over, looking at Genius Long with a smile: "Xiao Wang Ye, what is this?”
At first sight of this monster, Genius Long silently rubbed his face to his side, pointed to the front and said, "Look, what a nice place by the mountain and the water, we decided to have a picnic here.”
"Picnic?”
"Just lay a cloth on the ground, put the food on it, sit on the floor, and enjoy the scenery while eating and chatting." Yun Xian explained aside.
Xiang Honghui imagined it, looked at the surrounding scenery again, smiled even better, and praised: "It's really good, this king asked them to prepare food," He beckoned behind him, and after leaving the capital, he recruited the secret guard back and took it with him., "Go to the small town in front of you to get some food and bring it over."
"Yes.”
Xiang Honghui turned his gaze back. At this time, Xiao Wang Ye's men had already returned, got a piece of cloth to spread on the ground, and brought another chicken.
"Hmm...this..." Genius Long stared at the chicken tied to the ground, rubbed his chin, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, Xiao Yun Xian, I remember to remove the internal organs and wipe the mud. After baking, the hair will fall off, right?”
Yun Xian thought for a while: "Why do I think it should be plucked to remove the internal organs, washed clean, wrapped in lotus leaves, and then smeared with a layer of mud, baked and eaten?”
Genius Long looked at him silently: "... yours sounds hygienic.”
"...then let's do it," Yun Xian said after a while, "Brother, do you still need to put on some spice?"
Genius Long blinked and said uncertainly: "It's called Huaji... there shouldn't be those things, right?”
Yun Xian rolled his eyes: "Forget it, it's up to you, the dead horse will be the living horse doctor.”
The two of them got together and muttered for a long time, then asked someone to take the chicken and clean it up and ordered someone to dig a pit by the way. Xiang Honghui saw it interestingly, and stepped forward and said, "What are you doing?”
General Gu had already been instructed by someone, and with an honest face, he said lightly: "The specialty dish that Xiao Wang Ye learned outside when he conquered the Northern Desert was called Huaji. The taste was even praised by the Empress Dowager and the emperor.”
"Oh?" Xiang Honghui really became interested, "It turns out that Xiao Wang Ye still has such a unique skill, this king will wait and see."
Xiang Hongxi, Xiao Hua Xiao Cao and others happened to come close, and their conversation was instantly heard, and they all looked curiously, waiting for food. The two of them were facing everyone's gaze, and there was no psychological pressure at all. Genius Long whispered: "See, so many people try dishes. If it's not delicious, we won't eat it. Try it, right? If it's delicious, we'll be blessed.”
"Well, I have no objection either.”
The two commanded a group of people to work, and when everything was ready, they started to light the fire. At this time, the dark guard just came back and set up the meals one after another. Xiao Wang Ye waved his hand: "You go and sit first. If you are hungry, you will eat first. If you are not hungry, wait. The scenery here is good. It's good to stroll around.”
Everyone scattered as birds, spreading out in twos and threes, Yun Xian looked at the sparkling waves in the distance, and said to Zhan Lingyan: "Let someone get a few fish, roast it and eat it.”
Zhan Lingyan touched his head indulgently, turned around and left, while General Gu kept guarding Xiao Wang Ye, never leaving, Genius Long glanced at him: "You have to remember that I'm just a guard, and that's Xiao Wang Ye over there. Don't make a mistake then.”
General Gu nodded: "I will protect you.”
"..." Genius Long said Ahhh, "Do you understand what I mean?"
General Gu didn't answer the rhetorical question: "If you are in danger, do you want me to leave you to protect him?"
"..." Genius Long didn't even think about it, "No, you'd better stay by my side. If I'm used as cannon fodder, it would be miserable," he said, pausing, "But don't be so obvious. If the danger is not too great, you should do it appropriately."
General Gu responded and looked down at the bulging mound: "Is this really delicious?”
Genius Long coughed dryly: "I don't know, it would be delicious if it succeeded, but...this is our first attempt.”
"......"
"What's that look in your eyes?" Genius Long was dissatisfied, "Everyone has the first time, don't you allow us to try it?"
General Lone hastily smoothed his hair, paused, and calmly said, "I will give it to the prince and Princess of Zenan in a while, and let them taste it first.”
"..." Genius Long said, "You really hate them.”
General Gu was very honest: "Hmm.”
"......"
Xiao Chong would be stared at by someone wherever he went. In desperation, he had to find some reason for him to go back to the carriage to get things. Only then was he able to get out. He came over and whispered: "General, when you pass by two small counties, you will go further. The place where the prince was ambushed last time, the assassin may kill again, and you have to guard against it.”
General Gu was naturally clear. He nodded and walked aside with him, listened to him describe the situation in detail, and discussed countermeasures by the way. When Bai Lian came back, he saw the two standing together from a distance, with the same size and a good match.
He was only a little shorter than Xiao Cao. He hadn't felt anything wrong before, and he didn't care at all, but now that he saw the two of them, he felt that his self-esteem as a man had been hit a little bit, and he was even thinking that maybe Xiao Cao was reluctant to be with him because of this.
The two of them were whispering something, Xiao Cao occasionally turned his head slightly, his expression focused and serious, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, as if in a good mood. Bai Lian looked at it dryly, only to feel how dazzling the picture looked, and suddenly he was full of sadness, and his heart ached.
Genius Long was directing people to add firewood, tilted his head and glanced at him, and was startled: "Xiao Hua, what's the matter with you?"
Bai Lian turned his head to look at him lightly, and after struggling for a long time, he said sincerely: "Wang Ye, please take care of your man.”
"......"
Xiao Chong and General Gu had already finished talking over there, and his afterglow suddenly swept to someone, so he walked over and said lightly: "Let's go.”
Seeing that she actually took the initiative to return to him, Bai Lian was immediately happy. He surrounded her and asked to bring tea and pour water. Yun Xian had been watching from the side. At this time, he glanced at her and whispered, "Man-wife."
Genius Long: "......"
Huaji was finally dug up, and the two princes held it in front of Xiang sibling like a treasure, somewhat guilty. Xiang Honghui stared at that horrible thing, and the corners of his mouth could still provoke a smile: "Is this?”
General Gu said lightly: "This is called Huaji (flower chicken). Wang Ye tastes it. It's absolutely delicious.”
"..." Genius Long and Yun Xian looked at him, don't you feel bad for saying this?
Xiang Honghui smiled at Yan Xian: "Why don't the two princes eat?”
Genius Long touched his nose: "Isn't it that you haven't left Shenghua yet? You are the distinguished guests of Shenghua, so naturally you will eat first.”
General Gu said honestly from the side: "Xiao Wang Ye has eaten before, but he was still talking in the carriage about the Mid-Autumn Festival and the birthday banquet in the past few days. He was really too busy to spare time to entertain the distinguished guests, so he hurriedly asked people to stop and make a meal called Huaji for the prince and princess.”
At this point, Xiang Honghui didn't want to give Xiao Wang Ye face if he didn't eat it. He couldn't refuse. He had to tear a piece of chicken. The meat under the dark color was whitish, which was much better than the appearance. He put it in his mouth and chewed it twice., His eyes lit up: "Wonderful, I didn't expect this thing to look unassuming, but it tastes so delicious.”
Genius Long and Yun Xian were immediately relieved. They were busy going over to enjoy the legendary chicken called Huaji. Xiang Hongxi wanted to taste it when she saw it, but when she heard Xiang Honghui asking for a wet towel, her movements slowed down. General Gu was startled, took Xiao Wang Ye by the hand, and whispered: "Wipe your hands first.”
"What kind of hands are you wiping? You'll have to get dirty in a while. I..."
"Hmm......"
Before Xiao Wang Ye finished speaking, he heard a wailing sound from his side. He turned his head and saw Yun Xian, who had grabbed the chicken, his face distorted, and he was startled: "Xiao Yun Xian, what's wrong with you?"
Yun Xian couldn't say a word, and he was in pain.
"..." Only then did Genius Long know that he was fooled and looked at a certain monster in horror.
Xiang Honghui was still like that, with a smile in his eyes. When he saw that he had deceived only one person, he sighed in his heart with some regret, and said with a smile: "How does it taste?"
"..." Genius Long and Yun Xian remembered the appearance he had just enjoyed, and suddenly shook together. This monster is not only cruel to the enemy, but also to himself!
General Gu took Xiao Wang Ye over distressed and touched his head: "Let's go, I'll take you there for dinner, and I'll get you one when the grilled fish is ready.”
Genius Long sucked his nose into his arms: "Hmm!”
Yun Xian blinked and looked at them pitifully. When Zhan Lingyan came back, he saw his wife shivering on the grass, hurriedly stepped forward to pick him up, and pulled his chin: "I've only been walking for a while. How did you make yourself look like this?”
Yun Xian was extremely aggravated and wiped his tears, "Why am I the only one who is unlucky?"
Zhan Lingyan glanced at Huaji, and then at the smiling face of a certain monster and the two people who were walking away. He instantly guessed the matter. From the corner of his eye, he saw the two people walking this way, and hurriedly took out a towel to wipe Yun Xian's hands, and said, "Don't worry, wipe your hands first, Huaji can't run away.”
Xiao Chong, who came closer, was surprised: "Is it really that delicious?”
Zhan Lingyan nodded: "Although it looks terrible, it tastes really good.”
Xiao Chong glanced down at the torn white and tender chicken, squatted down and squeezed a piece and took a bite, his expression suddenly stiffened: "Um...uh...bleh..."
Bai Lian hurriedly stepped forward: "Xiao Cao, what's wrong with you?”
Xiao Chong covered his mouth, his face was terrible, and he squeezed words from between his teeth: "Nothing, I'm not feeling well ......".
Yun Xian and Zhan Lingyan: "..."
Bai Lian was startled and helped her find a place to sit down: "You wait, I brought medicine." After that, he turned his head and ran away. He quickly walked away, leaving Xiao Chong sitting there with his mouth covered and his face distorted. Zhan Lingyan patted Yun Xian on the back: "Okay, Xiao Xian-er, you are not the only one who is unlucky now.”
Yun Xian and Xiao Chong: "..."
Bai Lian came back soon and looked at her worriedly: "The medicine has already been used up, you can wait a little longer, just drink the medicine.”
Xiao Chong's expression suddenly became more distorted. Bai Lian accompanied him patiently and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw him expression slow down a little. He looked at Huaji and was curious to get over and taste it. Xiao Chong grabbed him and said, "Don't go."
"Hmm?”
This unlucky child... Xiao Chong borrowed the words of Xiao Wang Ye and sighed in his heart, looking at him: "I'm tired, let me lean on you.”
Bai Lian was flattered, and even his voice trembled with excitement: "Why don't I hold you behind me and you sleep in my arms, how about?"
Xiao Chong shook his head: "I like to sleep with things in my arms, so let me hold you.”
Bai Lian was also very happy, and hurriedly sat down, Xiao Chong hugged him behind him, put his head on his shoulder and closed his eyes to rest.
She wrapped a cloth around her chest again this time, leaning on it with a thick feeling, flat, Bai Lian thought to himself, feeling the current situation, slightly startled. I didn't think before, now it seems that Xiao Cao's shoulders are wider than his. This person is taller than him, stronger than him... Where does this put his man's self-esteem?
In the end, Genius Long still had some conscience. He knew that he would send a grilled fish to his brother. He just came back and saw this scene. After struggling, he asked in a low voice: "Xiao Hua, you really like her. Where do you like her?"
Bai Lian was still in a daze: "I am also thinking about this issue.”
Genius Long, Yun Xian, Xiao Chong: "..."
A group of people took a brief break and set off again, passing through the last mountain road, passing through near misses, reaching the ferry, and preparing to take a boat down the river to build a business tomorrow, but suddenly something happened at this moment.
On this trip, General Gu and Genius Long were both guards. Mu Zi was a general on the surface, protecting the carriage where the double was located. The discerning person knew that Xiao Wang Ye was sitting on it, but there were two young sons sitting on it. Although the one in Chinese clothes was expensive, it was far less imposing than the other. Therefore, in line with the principle that they would rather kill by mistake than let it go, when they arrived at the station and fell asleep one after another, they suddenly sprang out of a few dark shadows and went straight to the room where the double and Xiao Hua were.
Muzi was born as a secret guard, and he had a very accurate intuition about danger. In addition, there were other secret guards guarding the night around, and the two sides quickly fought in one place, making a lot of noise. Genius Long woke up suddenly: "What's the matter?”
General Gu hugged him in his arms: "It's okay.”
The surrounding light was very dark, and this person's chest was broad and warm. Genius Long couldn't help but reach out and hug him, shrinking into his arms: "They haven't left Shenghua yet, are they too impatient? Is this a temptation?”
General Gu touched his head: "They will stay alive, don't worry.”
"Hmm.”
The double had already known that he would encounter danger along the way, but when he saw it with his own eyes, his face turned pale with horror, and he hung on Muzi with a snot and tears: "Help, I don't want to die..."
Muzi: "......"
"Woohoo, although I'm an asshole, I didn't kill anyone or set fire to it. I will definitely change it in the future. I strive to be a good person. I really don't want to die..."
Muzi, who cherishes words like gold, opened his mouth for the first time: "Let go.”
"Don't let it go!" The man was on him, his beautiful eyes were full of water vapor, "If I let go, you will leave, you think I'm stupid."
"I can't get my sword out like that."
"Then...then I won't let it go either!”
"......"
Muzi was helpless and finally had to hold him in his arms with one hand to protect him, and the other hand waved his sword to repel the assassins. Fortunately, there were not many of them, and they were quickly divided into winners and losers. Bai Lian also encountered assassins here, but there was no fear on his face. Coupled with the dark guards on the side, it was almost effortless. When Xiao Chong went out, he saw him standing in the corridor calmly commanding people to clean up the mess. He stepped forward: "Are you okay?"
Bai Lian was taken aback: "Why did you come out?”
"I..." Before Xiao Chong finished speaking, he saw an assassin who was injured and hiding in the dark. Seeing Bai Lian distracted, he suddenly stabbed him with a sword. His speed was very fast, and he attacked from behind again. Bai Lian was caught off guard and could not avoid it. Besides, if he avoided the injured one, it was Xiao Cao, so he protected Xiao Cao behind him, ready to take the sword hard.
Xiao Chong's pupils suddenly shrank, his heart suddenly pulled up, his shoulders shook, and the folding fan in his sleeve fell into his palm. He grabbed Bai Lian's wrist and pulled back abruptly, holding the man's attack: "I usually bully him, even if you are something, you dare to hurt him!”
As he said, he stepped forward like a ghost, quickly rolled his wrists, and the folding fan went up like a life, shattering the man's heavenly spirit cover. He watched the man fall indifferently, and slowly turned his head: "Are you okay?"
He used his own voice, low and magnetic, and Bai Lian's brain was blank. It took a long time before he recovered a little bit. He suddenly remembered the reactions of the people when he begged Xiao Wang Ye to fulfill his request .......
Xiao Chong naturally knew that the storm was exposed and waved his fan in front of him: "Hey.”
Xiao Hua's heart was crushed into pieces, and he choked: "I want to go home, you liars..."
Xiao Chong touched his nose: "I said.”
"I won't let you go even as a ghost. ......"
"......"
The author has something to say:
On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, the wretched teacher observed for a long time and felt that Yun Xian was normal, so he asked him to go to school to have more contact with his classmates. Yun Xian sat indifferently in his seat.
Female Voice: Hey, look, his expression hasn't changed!
Female Voice: Really, he didn't even say a word!
There is a golden light all around Yun Xian: ......
Female voice: Bingshan Ban-Lust, what a cute little feeling!
Female voice: Oh, I saw a living Bingshan for the first time~~
Yun Xian:……
Female voice: How about Bingshan with a loyal dog? Where are the ghosts and animals?
Yun Xian:……
Wretched teacher: Xiaoxiao, I'm here, what do you think of school?
Female voice: Ruffian attack!
Wretched teacher: What are you talking about? (Turning his head) Xiaoxiao, are you still used to it? If you don't like it, just say, I'll take you home, good boy~
Female voice: Pressing a cucumber is definitely a gentle attack on ghosts and animals!
Yun Xian:……
Wretched teacher: Xiaoxiao? Xiaoxiao?
Yun Xian: I……
The wretched teacher's eyes lit up: What, what do you want to say, or what do you want, come on, let's hear it,
Female voice: Tsundere! Be coquettish, take it easy, say you miss him, want [wow...] like this [wow...] like that [wow...]
Yun Xian: ... I think of someone.
(Xiang Hongxi: Xiaoxiao, there are so many men in this palace, there is always one you like. Don't be shy, come and pick it out. )
The wretched teacher hurriedly leaned over: Who? Do you want to see him?
Yun Xian shook his head.
Wretched teacher: Don't you want to go?
Yun Xian looked at him.
Wretched teacher: What?
Yun Xian was silent.
Wretched teacher: Just say what you have to say, don't hold back.
Yun Xian: You are very good, it's great to be here.
Wretched teacher: !!!
Female voice: Oh, oh oh~~
Yun Xian:……
Yun Xian felt that there were too many nightmares that could be recalled here, so he got up and left.
The wretched teacher hurriedly wagged his tail and shook his head to keep up: Xiaoxiao~~Xiaoxiao~~What did you mean just now, make it clear~
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