HOG _ Chapter - 65
Wedding
General Gu rummaged through the cabinet and found two pieces of paper. One had the fingerprints of him and Xiao Wang Ye, and the other was "The Theory of the Wife". He read it for some time, and finally fixed his gaze on the second piece of paper, making a fist in secret.
Xiao Wang Ye has been concentrating on recuperating recently. Xiang Hongxi's medicine is very effective, and his injuries will be completely healed. He was invited by his eldest brother just after lunch that day. Long Juntian sat in the study and beckoned to him with a smile: "Haohao come.”
So, he obediently stepped forward: "Something's wrong?”
"Well, Gu Aiqing just begged me to get married.”
Genius Long didn't even think about it: "I don't agree.”
Long Juntian didn't see the slightest surprise, and asked with a smile: "You want to say that since you lost your memory, you don't like him as much as before, or you don't feel anything about him, do you?"
Genius Long nodded.
"After you have been with him for some time, you don't like him at all?”
Genius Long opened his mouth to say yes but hesitated in an instant.
Long Juntian looked at him and continued to ask, "Have you already had sex?”
Genius Long was silent for a long time, but when he was about to speak, the person quickly continued: "Are you forced every time?"
He blinked, struggled, and nodded silently.
"Well, okay," Long Juntian picked up the paper on the table, "This private vow of death is the handprint you pressed unconsciously when you were drunk on the day of the birthday banquet?"
The corner of Genius Long's eyes twitched, he could already recognize a lot of words, then he finally saw the above content clearly, and suddenly resented: "That's right! I don't even know the words!”
Long Juntian responded, looked at him steadily for a while, and asked with a smile: "Haohao, you were taken away by bandits in Zenan. Gu Aiqing didn't rush to save you. Afterwards, he took you back to the guest room and didn't seriously compensate you. Are you very angry?”
Genius Long instantly remembered the situation of being pressed by someone in the bathtub to do whatever he wanted, and he was even more angry: "Yes!”
Long Juntian drank tea slowly: "Sure enough, it's similar to what Gu Aiqing said.”
Genius Long suddenly flashed a bad premonition, and asked weakly, "Brother, what do you mean?"
"He just asked me to give him a marriage and said that you are still angry with him and will never agree," Long Juntian said leisurely. "He also said that if I ask the above questions, you will definitely answer like this, but he miscalculated a little bit. I asked if you didn't feel anything about him. You hesitated. What he guessed was that if you were ruthless, you might just say no, and the other answers are all right, you see how well he knows you," He gently comforted, "The last time I asked him to go to Shenghua, you can't blame him, so don't be angry. Now, why don't you just get married, huh?”
"..." Genius Long digested it slowly, and immediately rushed over, "Brother, what I said is true. I really lost my memory and felt for him. That piece of broken paper was really pressed by me when I was drunk and out of my mind. These are the facts. Of course, that bastard will guess it all right! I lied to you, you believe me, believe me!”
Long Juntian smiled: "Why don't you emphasize that you are forced to have sex every time?”
Genius Long was startled and pounced on him again: "Yes, I am all forced to drop! Brother, Ouch, I really don't want to marry, look at my sincere little eyes!”
Long Juntian touched his head: "Do you believe it yourself?”
"......"
"If you were forced, you might have ordered someone to shave him alive, right?”
"......"
"Look, this proves that you lied, and I can see that you are interested in him. You can't hide it from me. You lied again. As for that piece of paper...Haohao, you said you were drunk, huh?”
"..." Genius Long choked, "I said yes, do you still not believe it?"
"...Well, I believe you, but it doesn't matter if there is that piece of paper," Long Juntian patted him on the shoulder, "Good boy, Gu Aiqing and I have set the day."
"..." Genius Long looked at him with tears in his eyes, "Brother, don't you want me anymore?"
"How could it be," Long Juntian comforted him softly, "You will live in the palace of the capital from now on. If you want me and our mother, you can enter the palace at any time, right?"
"...I won't marry.”
"Don't lose your temper," Long Juntian touched his head, "I will draw up an edict in a while and tell the world.”
Genius Long rolled around: "I won't marry, I won't marry, I won't marry, I won't marry--"
"Anyway, Duoji of Beimo proposed to Shenghua a few days ago, and I haven't returned yet. I think this marriage is good for each other. Why don't you marry him?”
Genius Long froze and rolled harder: "No, I won't marry him if I die!"
"Duoji said that you got along very happily, and you also told him that you would die together. So it seems that your love for him is much deeper than Gu Aiqing's. Well, I will send someone to reply.”
Genius Long was shocked, and hurriedly got up from the carpet: "Don't, brother, if you want me to marry Duoji, I'd rather marry facial paralysis!”
Long Juntian asked with a smile: "Will you marry Gu Aiqing or Duoji?”
"Hmm!”
"Look, Gu Aiqing guessed it again.”
"......"
Long Juntian glanced at him: "I rejected Duoji a long time ago, and I knew you wouldn't agree, not to mention that I didn't want you to marry so far.”
"......"
"Good boy, go back, I will order someone to tailor it for you in a while and make out the wedding clothes.”
Genius Long walked out lightly, his shoulders twitching, as if he had been abandoned miserably.
"If you treat him like this, you are not afraid that he will complain to you?" Xiang Honghui walked from the side and asked with a smile.
Long Juntian smiled and took a sip of tea: "He can't stay by my side for the rest of his life," He looked at the direction the person left. "He always has to go out. Sooner or later, I have to let him go. If I were in the past, I might be a little reluctant. It's a bit boring to be without him in this great palace," he said, pulling the person into his arms and kissing him with a smile on his face, "But now I have found a better one."
Xiang Honghui opened his mouth to speak, but at this time he only heard a milky voice: "Mother.”
He was stiff for a moment. The child has been pestering him endlessly since he identified him. He really has perseverance. He asked in a low voice, "Who looked after him before?"
Long Juntian smiled and said, "I have been raising him by my side since his mother went. I brought him to his current age. Why?”
"......"
The child walked over and looked up at Xiang Honghui, holding his hands open: "Mother hugged.”
Xiang Honghui looked down at him, motionless.
The child thought for a while: "...Dad?”
Xiang Honghui continued to look at him.
The child blinked: "Brother?”
Xiang Honghui was taken aback, and suddenly remembered his younger brother. They didn't know it at the beginning. In addition to the difference between each other's direct descendants, although the relationship between them was good, it was a bit rusty. He didn't even know what it was like to have a younger brother. What it feels like.
When the child saw him stunned, he knew that there was a door, and he rushed over with his white and tender arms open: "Brother, hug.”
Xiang Honghui returned to his senses and looked into his eyes, still motionless.
The child raised his head stubbornly, his eyes were clear, and his voice was soft: "Brother, hug.”
Xiang Honghui hesitated.
"Brother," the child continued to call him, his eyes wet, "Brother, hug.”
Xiang Honghui finally squatted down and slowly picked him up. The child kissed him happily and said excitedly, "Brother, shall we go eat rice cakes? Father wants to see the files, let's not disturb him, okay?”
Xiang Honghui looked at the person's clean eyes, responded softly, hugged him and left. The child lay on his shoulder and waved to Long Juntian: "Father, your son, retire.”
Long Juntian looked at it silently for a while, and called the young eunuch: "Go, get all the children in the emperor's family into the palace and throw them in front of that person.”
"......yes.”
Here Genius Long returned to the palace angrily and began to rummage through the cabinets looking for Duoji's golden sword. When the palace man in charge of the palace entered the door, he happened to see him holding the golden sword, sneered and gloomy. So, he suddenly shook.
Genius Long smiled and stepped forward: "Have you seen this knife?”
"Back to Wang Ye, saw... I have seen it.”
"Well, sew a knife cover in the wedding dress, I want to bring it.”
The man was horrified: "Wang Wang Wang Ye, what are you doing with a knife?"
Genius Long squinted his eyes and sneered: "This king is going to murder his husband!”
"......"
Xiao Wang Ye obediently let people measure, and then went for a stroll outside, ready to be sad. Who knew that as soon as he walked to a small pavilion, he saw a group of children slowly rubbing in. Sitting in the pavilion with a smile to the monster, leaning over at a glance, the group of children immediately shivered together. When his eldest nephew saw this, he rubbed down from the stone stool and touched their heads one by one, with a kind expression and very patient: "Obedient, don't be afraid," he said, pulling out the sugar from his pocket and passing it over, "Is it delicious?"
The group of children nodded with tears in their eyes as if they had seen a savior.
"Do you want more?"
They continued to nod.
The child smiled, "There are many more at my father's place, I'll have someone take you there, my father is especially nice, you'll like him, go." After he said that, he beckoned the young eunuch to let him lead the way, and smiled as he watched the group of brats walk away, then he turned around and ran back with his arms open, "Mother brother, there are two of us left again, why don't you take me out of the palace to play?"
Xiang Honghui looked at him in silence, his gaze very, very complicated.
Genius Long covered his face and kept his head down. It was terrible. It turned out that his eldest nephew was also a talent! He immediately stayed away from the two of them, thinking that the palace might not be able to live in the future, so it would be better to leave the palace. He touched the knife in his arms and secretly thought that his palace was out of the palace, and he would be right to kill his husband.
The marriage of Xiao Wang Ye quickly spread throughout the mainland, and the palace people became busy one after another. After being so busy for a month, the wedding was held as scheduled. The fiery red cloth was spread all the way from the palace to the general's mansion, with ten miles of red decorated, just like marrying a princess. Genius Long sat in the big red sedan chair and accepted his fate. He was carried to the general's mansion, and then obediently worshiped, only a familiar voice was heard in his ears: "Brother, I'm here, oh, fortunately, I caught up.”
Genius Long was startled and hurriedly turned his head. Sure enough, he saw Xiao Yun Xian rushing in from the outside. He subconsciously wanted to pounce forward, but he was quickly held down by General Gu's eyes and hands and had to give up.
Yun Xian came in happily and threw Tai Wenkuan in his hand: "Here, don't you have to come? Here it is now.”
Without saying a word, Tai Wenkuan immediately rushed behind General Gu and turned him around, looking at his face: "Sure enough..." That person is really not General Gu. The person in front of him is, then where should he find him? He didn't even know the identity of that person. He suddenly felt very helpless, his eyes were aggrieved, and he slowly retreated.
The guests here began to whisper, could General Gu be responsible for this person?
Genius Long blinked, and suddenly stared at his face with resentment: "You said, what's the matter with this? Who is he? !”
General Gu: "......"
Genius Long was distraught: "I can't believe that you are such a person, how can you treat me like this?"
"......"
Yun Xian endured a smile, shaking all over, trembling against the wall, and continued to watch the play.
General Gu turned his head, the old man with facial paralysis was looking at him, and the two brothers with facial paralysis were also looking at him. Their eyes were very consistent-unfortunately, there was a guilty man.
Genius Long sighed faintly: "This king has seen through the red dust, and there is no love in life..."
"..." General Gu was silent, and General Gu became angry in an instant!
Now that the ceremony was completed, he ordered the people to send Xiao Wang Ye into the bridal room, and called his confidant to give an order, and then looked at Tai Wenkuan: "The person you want to find will be here soon.”
Tai Wenkuan's eyes lit up: "Really?”
"Seriously.”
Only then did everyone realize that they had misunderstood, and the scene returned to lively. General Gu glanced at the crowd and saw that Yun Xian had disappeared.
His subordinates were very efficient in doing things. When Muzi arrived soon, General Gu carried the prepared jug and took Tai Wenkuan to an uninhabited place, pinched his chin and poured the wine in. Tai Wenkuan choked and coughed violently: "What...what are you doing?"
General Gu didn't answer, drugged him to the door of a room, pushed him in, then locked him, waved his hand, and more than 20 family members outside immediately nailed the windows with wooden boards and sealed the door and windows in an instant.
He nodded in satisfaction, turned around and left.
Muzi was told to wait here. Who knew that General Gu was not here, but when he saw Tai Wenkuan being thrown in, he was taken aback from the bottom of his heart, and hurriedly stepped forward to pick him up: "What's the matter with you?"
When Tai Wenkuan saw him, he immediately rushed over with joy: "You are really here.”
Muzi was startled. As soon as he was about to ask what was going on, he noticed that the door was locked, and the window was closed. He was surprised, but he noticed that the person in his arms was breathing heavily and couldn't help but look down.
Tai Wencuan's eyes were blurred, his face was flushed, and he gasped and rubbed against him: "Hot..."
Muzi hugged him stiffly, got up and looked around for a moment. There was a bathtub in the house with boiling hot water. It was obviously not suitable for bathing, but if you finish a certain exercise, the temperature just drops... He looked at the big bed again, and sure enough, there was a box of familiar ointment on it.
Tai Wenkuan began to tear his clothes: "It's hot..."
"..." Muzi was silent for an instant.
General Gu went back to toast, and after staying for a while, he went to the bridal room. Yun Xian was sitting there at this time, chatting happily with his brother.
Genius Long said, "I've heard that Zhan Lingyan has become the emperor. I'm afraid there are a lot of things to do. Didn't you come with him this time?”
"Well, the Emperor has a lot on his mind," Yun Xian said, "Oh, do you remember Xiang Hongyang? He was released and was shocked by what the monster did. He knew that the monster had come to Shenghua, and couldn't join hands with him anymore, so in order to get you, the think-tank, he deliberately ran to Gu Shu, alas, the last time was planned by him, and Zhan Lingyan was worried about not having the chance to take revenge, and ended up almost killing him," he said, spreading his hands, "but Xiang Hongyang would do this thing in fact, by the monster's suggestion. It's a pity that the monster is now being watched by someone else, and that Zhan Lingyang is really too busy, or else he would definitely not stop."
Genius Long opened his mouth: "What happened after that?"
"Xiang Hongyang lost half of his life, and went back to Zenan without a trace, not even knowing what had been planned for him, and he was grateful to Zhan Lingyang for sending him back to his country."
"......"
"Alright, let's not talk about him anymore," Yun Xian laughed, "Brother, how is the big gift I sent you?" He was naturally referring to Tai Wenkuan, and Genius Long nodded appreciatively, "Not bad, brother didn't love you for nothing."
"I guessed that you might not be willing to get married, so I saw him on the road and brought him here."
Genius Long wanted to continue to praise, but at this moment the door creaked open, and General Gu walked in slowly, looking at Yun Xian faintly, the latter shook: "Then what, I'm going to drink wedding wine, brother, I wish you grow old." He ran away after speaking, his figure disappeared in an instant, and he closed the door thoughtfully.
General Gu looked at Xiao Wang Ye faintly, and Genius Long shrank back silently: "What?”
General Gu watched him nestled in the big red wedding bed, his gaze suddenly softened, and he poured two glasses of wine: "Have a glass of wine.”
"I'll pour a glass..."
"It's okay.”
Genius Long drank with him, then rolled his eyes and fell down with a grunt. General Gu put the cup back in place, turned around and went back to see this person humming, slowly opened his eyes, and suddenly rolled around: "You are cheating on marriage! Forced marriage! I am not convinced! I want to protest!”
General Gu was helpless and took out a brand-new edict from his room: "Look, Wang Ye, this is the emperor's decree on marriage. Do you want to resist the decree? And let me remind you that we have already finished the worship.”
"..." Xiao Wang Ye grasped the big red mandarin duck quilt, his shoulders shaking.
General Gu sat down by the bed and hugged him distressed: "I really like you, and I will treat you well in the future," he paused. "After getting married, we will be husband and wife. We should change our names. I can't keep calling you, Wang Ye. It's too rusty. Haohao is good.”
Genius Long rolled his eyes: "Fart, you call me a genius, I call you stupid, that's it.”
"......"
Genius Long moved in his arms, as if thinking of something, he suddenly jumped out of bed, stepped on a chair, and drew the knife in his arms: "I almost forgot, I'm going to murder my husband today! If I kill you, it's the same as if I didn't get married!”
"......"
Genius Long hooked his fingers to him: "Good boy, come and stretch your neck.”
"......"
"Okay, I'll go there by myself if you don't come." He said and walked that way, but his footsteps were unsteady and he swayed, General Gu was quick to grab the knife and carry him to the bed, "Be good."
"Good your sister, I didn't do it well, but I ran here and was pressed by you. Is there any reason?" Genius Long grabbed his collar, "Listen to me, in fact, I am not from this world, nor your Xiao Wang Ye. I come from another place. There are telephones, televisions, computers, and mobile phones in that place. Oh, but there is Lei Yan who wants to kill me..."
General Gu thought he was talking nonsense, but he was startled when he heard the next few words, and said patiently: "Speak slowly.”
"Hmm!" Genius Long said with tears in his eyes and bitter history, and wiped away a little tear at the end, "You said I was miserable, but fortunately, I ran into Xiao Yun Xian, woohoo..."
General Gu was silent, subconsciously remembering a bunch of bird words he said to Yun Xian in Zenan.
"Trust me, trust me!"
General Gu looked at him and became interested: "What else do you have over there? I've heard Yuan Xian sing a song, haven't you?"
"Songs?" Genius Long tilted his head to think, "There is wow, I love you, love you, like a mouse loves rice ...... Hey, what are you doing?!I didn't tell you ah ah ah!”
The clothes faded out in the struggle, and everything that remained made people blush. Since then, life has entered a new stage and continues to be painful and happy.
Genius Long recovered slightly and looked at the memoirs in front of him. Over the years, he finally completely convinced his facial paralysis that he was a person from another world, and he finally learned to write and learned to better adapt to the days here. If he was still in the original world, he would not know what it would be like now.
Seeing him in a daze, General Gu stretched out his hand and shook: "What's the matter?”
"It's all right. They'll be at Shenghua today, won't they?"
"Yes."
"Good, let's go."
The two of them went out hand in hand, the memoirs on the table were still lying there, on which were densely written "Hands are cheap and kill people", a corner of the paper was blown up by the light wind, you could faintly see a few words written on the end---
"Actually, it's good to be here, and this person is good too".
(The End)
—— ฅʕ•̫͡•ʔฅ ——ㄚ
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