EIJIW _ Chapter - 18

Snake Swarm

Because Palace Master Qin was too fierce, Shen Qian Ling had to watch his fans run away. Even the later beef and flower sculptures came from Xiao Er with their heads lowered, afraid of more than a glance will be poked blind!

The violent elements are really scary ...... film emperor Shen curled his lips and lowered his head to purr and eat noodles.

"Eat a little less." Qin Shao Yu took a large chopstick of noodles from his bowl.

Shen Qian Ling was embarrassed, "Why don't you order a bowl alone?"

"We have to hurry." Qin Shao Yu said, "You eat too much and want to vomit."

Shen Qian Ling: ......

Don't treat me like a mentally retarded person!

"There are snacks in the carriage; you can eat whenever you are hungry." Qin Shao Yu took away another chopstick of sour radish, his expression was very calm.

Shen Qian Ling raised the Q version (1) of his small middle finger in his heart. It was obvious that he wanted to eat noodles. He wanted to make an excuse for such a small thing as eating noodles. What hypocrisy!

Halfway through the meal, the sun began to dazzle outside, and the room was a little sultry. Sweat beads appeared on Shen Qian Ling's forehead, Xiao Er immediately sent a pot of iced pears upon seeing this, and said with interest, "This is especially for Palace Master Qin, and it has nothing to do with Shen Gongzi."

Qin Shao Yu: ......

Shen Qian Ling sighed and lowered his head to drink the soup, his shoulders kept shaking.

Qin Shao Yu calmly crushed a cup.

Xiao Er ran as fast as he could.

"How long do we have to walk on the road?" Shen Qian Ling took the initiative to change the subject.

"I don't know!" Qin Shao Yu's face is dark!

Don't be so careful! Shen Qian Ling protested with his eyes.

How can you grow up so tall and why don't have belly fat at all?

After the meal, Qin Shao Yu went down to get ready first, Shen Qian Ling took advantage of no one's attention and secretly paid the boss some extra money as a surprise tip.

"Thank you, Shen Gongzi." The boss was instantly flattered and again, with great reluctance said, "No, I wonder if Gongzi would like to keep the calligraphy?"

"Uh?" Shen Qian Ling has some difficulty, with calligraphy he can write, but he more or less will be different from the previous Shen Qian Ling, What should I do if something is revealed?

"Just one word is fine!" Before he opened his mouth, the boss had already happily carried the four treasures of the study(2).

Shen Qian Ling: ......

The boss looked at him with special eager eyes! The expression is very pure!

A mosquito-eyed, adorable uncle fan, it is really hard to refuse! So, after being torn, film emperor Shen picked up a pen and drew a peony - a new skill he added to the film before, he only knows how to draw this kind of peony! But it's still enough to use, the so-called "A fresh trick, eat all over the sky! (3)" That's the truth!

The boss was in tears and felt like he was suffocating!

Who can understand the happiness of brain-dead fans!

"What are you still doing here!" Qin Shao Yu suddenly appeared behind him like a ghost.

Shen Qian Ling was so shocked that he almost dropped the brush in his hand! Why did he suddenly speak in such a tone? Scared to death!

And the boss's reaction was even crisper, "slippery" and dug under the table!

Shen Qian Ling: ......

"Next time if you do it again, see how I will deal with you." Qin Shao Yu pinched his cheeks.

I obviously did not do anything! Shen Qian Ling was shocked, this kind of adultery in the bed tone is to play what! You have to be smart to be jealous, and I wouldn't steal from this bearded man even if I was cheating on him!

The taste cannot be so heavy!

But Qin Shao Yu did not give him the time to explain, directly hugged the waist and jumped down from the balcony.

Damn it again! Shen Qian Ling's anger is overwhelming. There is obviously something called stairs in this world. You are not a kangaroo jumping around all day long!

"Boss." The man stood at the window and watched the caravan leave before running back to the table, " Shen Gongzi, they have left."

"Really?" The boss got out from under the table, carefully picked up the peony picture on the table, and even his beard flew in excitement!

This kind of thing must be worth showing off!

So that afternoon, everyone in town knew that the young gentleman of the Shen family had eaten at Wang Ji Restaurant and had left an ink treasure! But these two things alone are not enough to constitute the main gossip, so everyone added more vinegar and fuel according to the boss's description, fully in response to the analogy, and finally, the incident successfully developed into a touching love story! The bearded Boss Wang transformed himself into a handsome, dashing and flirtatious third party, Shen Gongzi was a pure little lotus flower without any silt, and Palace Master Qin was described as a fire-breathing god of war to protect his love! Some people are even deranged brain patch out a large paragraph "How the Palace Master Qin took Shen Gongzi back to the carriage and taught him a hard lesson" this episode, generously written into a booklet for everyone to enjoy, is very charming! And in the following days, this story was spread by Luoxia Town and became known all over the world, which was called the major event of the year of the National CP!

Of course, these things Shen Qian Ling will not know, so he spent most of his day in the carriage, reading and napping.

"Palace master." The man in black rode side by side with Qin Shao Yu, "probably after a while, the whole world will know that you are jealous of a restaurant owner for the sake of Shen Gongzi."

Qin Shao Yu raised his eyebrows, "Where is Feng Jiuye?"

"The Demon Cult is located on the top of the Seven Toad Peak, and the rumours want to spread, I am afraid it will not be so fast." The man in black said, "However, there are many disciples of the Demon Cult in disguise in the martial arts. It should not be long before Feng Jiuye will know that Shen Gongzi had an unusual affection for the palace master after losing his memory."

Qin Shao Yu smiled and did not say anything more.

Shen Qian Ling peeked out of the window, "Stop stop!"

"What's wrong?" Qin Shao Yu bent down and asked.

"People have three emergencies(4)." Shen Qian Ling is very serious, this kind of thing can not be tolerated!

Qin Shao Yu laughed and asked the driver to stop the carriage.

"Do not follow me." Shen Qian Ling ran towards the forest.

"I'm in a hurry too." Qin Shao Yu shamelessly followed.

......

Shen Qian Ling looked at him angrily, really annoying! What's the point of following along with this kind of thing, it's not a girl, and you have to form a group to go to the bathroom!

But Palace Master Qin had a calm face and obviously didn't plan to leave! Shen Qian Ling had to open his belt with his back to him, but before he had a good mood, he was suddenly rushed by Qin Shao Yu to hug his waist, stepped on the tree with his strength, and then landed on a clearing!

The speed is as fast as lightning, without any pause in the middle.

"Ah ！！！！" Shen Qian Ling shrieked and fumbled to lift his pants because the wind was blowing his buttocks cold!

"Pfft." Qin Shao Yu glanced at his eyes very casually, and then smiled badly, "Small."

"You bastard!" Shen Qian Ling flushed, lifted his pants and smashed him with a punch, "I killed you!"

"I'm doing it for you." Qin Shao Yu caught his fist with one hand, "Just now there was a snake on top of your head."

"Who are you lying to!" Shen Qian Ling kicked over and roared, "Your snake came out of its cave in March!" It was very cold some time ago, only today is a little hotter, how could it be so fast!

Qin Shao Yu frowned at the words and also felt that something is not right.

"Nothing more to say?" Shen Qian Ling roared, "Rascal!"

Qin Shao Yu took him by the arm and fell back under the previous tree.

Sure enough, a big blue-grey snake was in the treetop, looking at the two people talking.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Shen Qian Ling collapsed and jumped into Qin Shao Yu's arms, "Hurry up and go!" It's true, I'm afraid of this kind of thing, okay! It's creepy!

"Don't be afraid." Qin Shao Yu patted his back and picked up a long wooden stick to poke the snake's head.

The snake swayed softly and looked somewhat listless.

"It shouldn't be time to come out of the cave yet." Qin Shao Yu said.

"Ah!!!" Shen Qian Ling screamed again, "There's more at the back!"

Qin Shao Yu turned around and saw three or four small snakes wandering on the ground, but their speed was extremely slow, apparently not yet completely finished hibernating.

"Hurry up and go!" Shen Qian Ling grabbed his clothes and shook him, staying here to celebrate the New Year!

Qin Shao Yu hugged him in his arms and jumped forward, avoiding the snakes and returning to the carriage.

"Palace Master." Seeing the two of them look different, the subordinates gathered around.

"Is there any strange movement around?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"No." The man in black shook his head, "There are our people everywhere, if there is an abnormality, there will definitely be a signal."

No abnormalities? Then what happened to the group of snakes. Qin Shao Yu frowned, "Send someone to inquire around the villagers, recently there is no news of a large number of snakes."

"Yes." The man in black led his way, and Shen Qian Ling grabbed Qin Shao Yu very embarrassedly, "I will ride a horse with you!" What if one would climb in from the window, just thinking about it would scare people to death!

"Good." The corners of Qin Shao Yu's mouth raised, "I'd love to."

So, in the next pass through the next town, everyone on the street witnessed the sweet scene of Shen Gongzi and Palace Master Qin lovingly riding a horse together! It is especially easy to make people believe in love again.

"Do you want to sleep with me?" In the inn, Qin Shao Yu raised his eyebrows and asked him.

Shen Qian Ling suddenly fell into a deep entanglement, and after three minutes of thinking, he raised his head and said, "Okay!"

"Need to think so long?" Qin Shao Yu was dissatisfied.

Of course, in fact, the level of terror between you and the group of snakes is not much different! Shen Qian Ling whispered in his heart, your only advantage is that you can communicate! The same is 'If you mess with me, I will die for you to see.' It is obviously two different effects for people and animals! So it's better to sleep well together!

As a well-known CP that made a national sensation, the two of them did not go downstairs to eat this time but sent someone to deliver the dinner to the room, so as not to be watched again during the peak dining period.

When the kitchen aunt heard the news, she couldn't help but sighed while cooking. Didn't she even want to split the mealtime? It's so affectionate that even the heart is trembling!

　　Young people nowadays are really unbearable.

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Notes:

1) Q版 (Q bǎn) The Q version (the cute version is also called Chibi, the cute version) is a packaging technique that deliberately pretends to be cute, and is designed for a large head and a short body.

2) 文房四宝(Wénfángsìbǎo): The four treasures of the study are the traditional instruments of the Chinese character culture circle, namely brush, ink, paper and inkstone. It originated in China and then spread to Japan, the Korean Peninsula, Vietnam, Ryukyu and other places.

3) 一招鲜，吃遍天 (Yī zhāo xiān, chī biàn tiān): A fresh trick, eat all over the sky, as the saying goes, means that you can make a living everywhere if you possess a certain speciality.

Usually refers to having a certain speciality, you can make a living everywhere. At present, it is also used to refer to the development of a particular skill to achieve impressive results. It can also refer to habitual tricks, obsolete and unconventional.

4) 人有三急 (Rén yǒusān jí): People have three urgencies: peeing, defecating, and farting

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