EIJIW _ Chapter - 22

Assassination!

Outside the teahouse, Ta Xue Bai had long since disappeared to who knows where. Qin Shao Yu took Shen Qian Ling with him, and the two of them slowly walked along the mountain road together. The trees along the way were lush and the scenery was superb, but Shen Qian Ling had no thoughts at all. He was full of words from the old man.

"Be careful!" Qin Shao Yu grabbed his arm.

Only when Shen Qian Ling looked back did he realise that he had almost stepped into a pool of stagnant water.

"What are you thinking about?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Nothing." Shen Qian Ling shook his head perfunctorily, obviously distracted.

"Did the old man say something to you?" Qin Shao Yu pinched his ear.

Shen Qian Ling's heart panicked, don't be so sharp as to guess the right answer right from the start! You're not Brother Sharp!

"Say it!" Qin Shao Yu was very stubborn, "Did you tell your fortune?"

Shen Qian Ling frowned, "How do you know?" Don't say that you do such a despicable thing as eavesdropping!

"A blind guess." Qin Shao Yu laughed, "The most famous temple on Qian Mu Mountain is Pudu Temple, which is very popular all year round, and people come to pray to the gods and worship Buddha every day. As time goes by, the people in the surrounding areas have naturally learned to be more refined and will always say a few nice words to foreigners when they see them, just for the sake of happiness."

It's not as simple as saying auspicious words at all! Shen Qian Ling squeezed the cloth bag in his sleeve, it was a real old fairy! Even if he wasn't immortal, he was half-immortal!

"Tell me, what did he calculate?" Qin Shao Yu continued to interrogate.

Shen Qian Ling patted him on the shoulder, "He said you will have many children and grandchildren in the future, are you happy?"

"No wonder you've been depressed." The corners of Qin Shao Yu's mouth lifted, "So you're jealous."

Eat your sister! Shen Qian Ling had a mouthful of blood in his throat, how dare he feel better about himself!

"You don't have to worry about that, I can treat Fūrén as heaven ... Hmm." Qin Shao Yu covered his stomach.

Shen Qian Ling retracted his fist, beating up a martial arts master. It was really cool!

Even if I knew he was acting, it didn't matter!

"Fūrén is so fierce." Qin Shao Yu complained.

"Don't call me Fūrén when no one else is around!" Shen Qian Ling kicked him away.

"Is it okay if there are outsiders?" Qin Shao Yu laughed at his words.

Shen Qian Ling pouted, "You only need to act when there are outsiders." Do you really think that I can't see that?

Qin Shao Yu froze for a moment.

"Let alone now, even before I lost my memory, you never liked me at all, right?" Shen Qian Ling asked straightforwardly as the window paper had already been pierced.

Qin Shao Yu raised his eyebrows, "Why did you say that, Fūrén?"

Because it feels so fake! Shen Qian Ling slinked forward and acted so pompously, I'm a professional!

"Why don't you ask me why I want to marry you?" Qin Shao Yu walked alongside him.

"...... Why?" Shen Qian Ling was indeed a bit confused about this point. According to his mother, she had asked his elder brother to lobby Qin Shao Yu in order to relieve himself of the cold poison, but originally it was just a test, but to his surprise, the two sides hit it off immediately and everything went exceptionally well, and a month later, the Shadow Chasing Palace even sent him a bride-price. That's quite sincere!

When he first heard about it, Shen Qian Ling thought it was just a fantasy story! Although there are more people in this world who want to get married to Riyue Villa than the crucian carp who crosses the river, they all want to marry their daughters! After all, the cut sleeve is not unusual. According to the strength of the Shadow Chasing Palace and Qin Shao Yu's status in the Jianghu, no matter which way one looked at it, there was no reason to marry a man so rashly.

"Say it quickly." Shen Qian Ling tugged on his sleeve.

"Do you really want to listen?" Qin Shao Yu raised his eyebrows a little.

That must be thought of! Shen Qian Ling nodded sincerely.

Qin Shao Yu said fluently, "Because I have fallen in love with Fūrén at first sight."

Shen Qian Ling: ......

You are hypocritical people.

"Are you tired?" Qin Shao Yu changed the subject.

"Tired." Shen Qian Ling squeezed his shoulders, "Squat down, let's go to the temple at the top of the mountain in one breath!"

A free cable car is a free ride.

Qin Shao Yu was exemplary this time, squatting down slightly and letting him lie on his back.

Shen Qian Ling hurried forward happily, hurrying to shout "drive" in his heart, Ah Q was full of spirit!

Qin Shao Yu dragged his buttocks backwards with one hand.

Shen Qian Ling's back went numb, ah ah ah pervert!

But before he could protest, Qin Shao Yu had already leapt onto a big tree and swept towards the top of the mountain, stepping on the heavy branches.

How come you run so fast! Shen Qian Ling only felt the sound of the wind in his ears, so he instinctively clasped his neck, wishing to put his head directly into his shoulder, speeding is illegal, you slow down! It's scary!

A few moments later, Qin Shao Yu landed in a clearing, "Let go."

"Are we there?" Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes and jumped down with weak legs.

"Not here." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his own neck.

"...Are you running off?" Shen Qian Ling looked at him sympathetically, let's see, it won't work without GPS, so science is still needed at this critical moment.

Qin Shao Yu's face was hard to read, "Because you kept choking me."

Shen Qian Ling: ......

Young man, you need to breathe even if you are so cool.

"Where are we now?" Looking at the red fingerprints on his neck, Shen Qian Ling calmly changed the subject.

"I don't know." Qin Shao Yu leaned against a tree and sat down.

"Lost?" Shen Qian Ling held his forehead, so he was still off track!

"Let's rest for a while, I'll take you down the mountain later." Qin Shao Yu patted the side, "Sit down."

As soon as the words left his mouth, a thunderclap rang out in the sky, as close as an explosion in his ears.

Shen Qian Ling trembled for a moment and pulled Qin Shao Yu up with him.

"Scared?" Qin Shao Yu asked him.

Afraid of you! Shen Qian Ling dragged him towards the clearing, "You can't stand under a tree on a rainy day, don't you know that?"

What a lack of common sense!

It rains in the mountains in the south when it says so. Before the two of them could reach the clearing, the rain was pouring down, hitting their faces with bean-sized pellets.

"Yikes!" Shen Qian Ling covered his head, "There is hail!"

Qin Shao Yu took him into his arms, "Cover your head."

"What about you!" Shen Qian Ling asked. If the ice gets bigger, it could kill people! Although this man is really full of defects and sometimes even annoying, it is better not to get hurt if you can!

Qin Shao Yu pressed his head against his chest and swept forward with great speed.

"Or you can find a place to hide!" Shen Qian Ling was very anxious, even if he couldn't die and was stupid!

"Shut up." Qin Shao Yu scolded in a deep voice.

Shen Qian Ling: ......

I'm obviously doing this for your own good!

After a while, a hut finally appeared on the roadside. Qin Shao Yu kicked open the door and walked in with Shen Qian Ling in his arms.

"You're trespassing!" Shen Qian Ling raised his head and looked around.

"It's the mountain keeper's empty house." Qin Shao Yu put him down, "There was a key at the door, so any passerby could come in and rest."

"How could you kick down the door of a house with a key?" Shen Qian Ling seriously reprimanded him and was about to say that he should go and get well quickly when Qin Shao Yu had already stepped on the door panel with both feet and started a fire in the middle of the room.

Shen Qian Ling silently shut up.

Well, I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.

"Do you want to dry your clothes?" Qin Shao Yu asked him.

Don't do it anymore! Shen Qian Ling shook his head decisively, "Ah-choo!"

Qin Shao Yu didn't force him, he took off his robe and dried it by the fire.

"I'll go outside to pee." Shen Qian Ling walked outside as naturally as possible, but in fact, he mainly wanted to see the cloth bag the old man had given him earlier, he had been curious the whole way!

"Come back." Qin Shao Yu pulled him down as soon as he could.

No way, you also care about peeing? Shen Qian Ling covered his stomach with innocence, "I can't hold it in."

Qin Shao Yu pointed to the corner, "Just go there."

......

You primitive man! Shen Qian Ling said angrily, "I still want to um um."

Qin Shao Yu: ......

Shen Qian Ling is proud, there is a kind of you let me in the corner um um!

"I'll go out with you." Qin Shao Yu stood up.

Shen Qian Ling looked at him with difficulty, "This kind of thing ...... should not accompany you, right?"

"No, you can't leave my sight." Qin Shao Yu's tone did not have any room for negotiation.

You are really evil and mad to say such old-fashioned lines, young man, in fact, you are here from the president's text! Shen Qian Ling looked up at him with a feeling of worship, and then whispered with tears, "Then I should just pee." I will save it for when I go down the mountain. It was really anxious!

Since Shen Xiao Shou refused to solve his problem in the house, Qin Shao Yu had to compromise by taking him under the eaves, "Pee."

Shen Qian Ling gave a little middle finger in his mind, then turned to the corner and unbuckled his trousers and started peeing happily.

"Who are you?" A cute girl's voice suddenly came from the door of the courtyard, and Shen Qian Ling was so scared that his back was cold, and he hurriedly lifted his pants.

Don't do this every time! It's so easy to get into trouble, okay!

A girl with big eyes was standing in the rain, looking at the two men with pity.

"Who are you?" Qin Shao Yu said coldly.

"...... My father is a hunter, and this is the house he built." The girl was obviously frozen by the cold air of Palace Master Qin, and her face paled in fright.

"Come here to hide from the rain." Shen Qian Ling waved to her, and pounded Qin Shao Yu to shut him up! Stop questioning on such a cold day! Besides, this was originally someone's house!

The girl moved over carefully, her hair dripping with water.

"There's a fire in the house, why don't you go to ...... and dry your clothes? We are here to keep watch." Shen Qian Ling looked a little worried, little girls are afraid of cold, don't freeze!

As soon as the words fell, Qin Shao Yu already grabbed him and went into the house.

Shen Qian Ling was speechless, can you be a bit more fraternal, young warrior!

The girl also followed him in and sat silently on the other side of the fire, sneaking glances at Qin Shao Yu every now and then.

The atmosphere was strangely quiet as Palace Master Qin's face was cold and silent. He didn't say a word.

"How old are you?" Shen Qian Ling had to take the initiative to find a topic of conversation.

"Twelve years old." The girl smiled sweetly, very cute!

"Hmph!" Qin Shao Yu gave a cold hum.

What's so humming about, humming all day long! Shen Qian Ling looked at him inexplicably.

The girl was obviously shocked too and took the initiative to shut her mouth and hug her knees.

"Don't be afraid." Shen Qian Ling said enthusiastically, "Neither I nor this big brother is not a good person."

Qin Shao Yu: ......

Sister: ......

"Uh, slip of the tongue." Shen Qian Ling felt a bit stupid, "I mean we are both - ah ！！！！！"

Before he could finish a sentence, Qin Shao Yu pulled the person away, and three silver darts flashed blue light from his ears and instantly nailed them into the wall.

Shen Qian Ling's face turned pale as he was unexpectedly stunned again.

　　Fucking assassination?

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