EIJIW _ Chapter - 01
Bombastic Crossing!
March, Spring, and it's raining in the South of the Yangtze River.
The Qinhuai River is filled with the sound of the zither and the peach blossoms are in full bloom under the trees on the banks, should be a good time to go on a trip, but there is a big event in the Jianghu.
Shen Qian Ling of Riyue Villa (1) has fallen from a tree and lost his memory.
This news is really amazing.
Although there are many martial arts schools in the world, there are only four that have the ability to dominate the world. The Wu Xue Men(2) in the northeast, the Duan Qing Gu(3) in the northwest, the Tang Jia Bao(4) in the southwest, and the Riyue Villa in the south of the Yangtze River.
The unlucky Shen Qian Ling is the most precious youngest son of the Riyue Villa's owner, Shen Feng, a beautiful son who is known to everyone in the world.
"My poor Ling-er!" In the courtyard of the glorious mountain mansion, a middle-aged beautiful woman was crying, her face covered in rouge, and the scene was very powerful.
"Mother." A haggard, beautiful boy appeared at the window, "Why haven't you gone back yet?" It had been half a cup of tea since we said goodbye! If she continues to cry like this, she will probably get the wrong impression that 'I am not suffering from amnesia but am dead, otherwise why would mother cry like this?'
"I just can't bear to let you go." The middle-aged woman wiped her tears with a handkerchief, "I blame your damned father for not letting us spend more than an hour together. It's really hard-hearted!"
This is my father. Okay! Shen Qian Ling sighed in his heart. Otherwise, hearing her crying and crying over and over for more than an hour, she would definitely collapse, maybe he would vomit blood again and become unconscious.
It was scary to think about.
After sending the woman away, Shen Qian Ling sat back on the couch, grabbed a piece of cake and ate it, and continued to listen to the boy's story of the past. His mood was so bitter that he couldn't look directly at it.
Because three days ago, he was the new movie star at the award ceremony, holding the trophy and bursting into tears, but before he could give a speech, he was hit on the head by a falling ceiling panel, and after he woke up, his face and name remained the same, but his identity became the youngest master of Riyue Villa.
Xiao! Shao! Ye! When he heard these three words, Shen Qian Ling instantly became a spartan! It's true that he wanted to be able to lead a group of dogs to show off his power, but it was just a wish, how could it be realised just like that! And he was killed just after he won the movie, how dare he be more miserable!
"Ling-er, don't worry, even if I have to dig three feet into the ground, father will find the person who has set you up!" When he had just woken up, the old master had held his hand in a domineering sideways, blowing his beard and staring, "When the time comes, peel the skin, cramp, braise and deep-fry, whatever you like!"
Shen Qian Ling's back numb in an instant, peeling, peeling and peeling skin cramps?
"Damn it, how dare you backstab Ling-er, if this revenge is not taken, how can I still have the face to be his second brother!" The young man in gold was also furious and even drew his sword and broke the mahogany table, very ruthless!
Shen Qian Ling immediately burst into tears at the crisp sound of the porcelain falling on the floor! This family is violent at first sight. If they know that the person in front of them has been stolen, maybe they will set up a pyre and burn it as a fairy! Burning something is too sad, okay! In any case, it is important to save your life first, even if you lose your morals, it is better than being roasted into a roast duck!
So he decided to hold the old master's hand and said with a choked sob, "Father, I seem to have lost my memory." A very professional actor!
The world instantly fell silent at these words.
Shen Qian Ling looked at everyone with an innocent look, and was apprehensive that he wouldn't believe it, in case it was exposed, he would be dead. Be sure to calm down!
"Memory loss?" The Old Master repeated in disbelief.
Shen Qian Ling gave full play to the actor's level, eyes filled with grievances and tears, and his expression was blank and helpless, "Well, I can't remember what happened before."
"What is my fate…" Upon hearing the words, the wife of the owner cried and fainted, very fast!
Shen Qian Ling: ……
"Can't remember everything?" The old master's eyes could not hide his worry.
To make an old man worry about himself, Shen Qian Ling is a little guilty, but the guilt is guilt, he is not stupid enough to confess everything, and no matter what, it is better than telling him directly, 'Your son should have died.' So he nodded firmly!
The old man sighed, "He probably hit his head when he fell out of the tree."
As soon as the words left his mouth, the young man in gold brocade pulled out his sword again and angrily chopped up the chair!
Shen Qian Ling looked at him with a complicated look!
Do you have a problem with carpenters!
"Ling-er, don't worry, second brother will definitely find all the famous doctors in the world for you!" The young man in gold clothes vowed to do so.
"……Uh, thank you." More words, more mistakes. Shen Qian Ling is determined to keep his words to himself!
Fortunately, no one questioned the matter, so Shen Qian Ling passed the first hurdle smoothly, and also received a standard travel boy - it is said that he was a schoolboy since childhood. So in the last few days, Shen Qian Ling often dragged him to ask questions, no matter what would happen in the future, there was nothing wrong with knowing more.
"Your loss of memory is a big deal." the boy said as he pounded his leg, "The Jianghu has exploded after hearing the news."
"Why?" Shen Qian Ling was surprised when he heard this, "Could it be that he …… I was a big name in the Jianghu before?"
"Of course!" the boy's eyebrows fluttered, "Nowadays, in the martial arts world, who does not know the youngest master Shen of Riyue Villa!"
"What exactly is famous for?" Shen Qian Ling was interested, could he be a peerless master? If that's the case, then there's still some light comfort!
"Because Gongzi(5) is good-looking!" The boy kept on talking, "When you were enjoying the scenery at the West Lake, how many young ladies would fight to get a glimpse of you and touch you, so much so that they even lost their embroidery shoes!"
Shen Qian Ling was almost choked with saliva.
"The second head of the Northwest Wu Qing Valley, even personally brought jewellery and jade to the door to propose marriage, hoping to marry Gongzi!" The boy continued to dazzle, "I'm not bragging, in the past three hundred years and the next three hundred years, there are very few jade men like Gongzi, you are a god! How can a normal person look this good?"
"Are you flattering me?" Shen Qian Ling asked.
"Of course not!" The boy looked humiliated, "I may be a lowly man, but I have a backbone, so how could I ever do anything that would make me look good?"
"By the way, I haven't asked you what your name is." Shen Qian Ling was apologetic, as he had been busy serving tea and water since he woke up from his coma. The family only called him Ah Dou, but they didn't say anything else.
"My name is Qibao Tofu(6)!" The boy puffed out his chest.
Shen Qian Ling laughed out loud, "How can you name a dish after a nice person?"
"You named it for me, Gongzi." The boy muttered.
Shen Qian Ling wondered, "Did I give you such a funny name?"
"What's funny!" The boy protested, "It's obviously tasty and pretty, and Gongzi even told me an allusion to it at the beginning, it was very touching!"
"It's better to change it." Shen Qian Ling thought for a while, "How about calling you Bao Dou(7)?" It sounded good, short and crunchy, which suited his noisy personality.
"Bao Dou?" The boy thought about it for a while and thought it was pretty good, so he gladly accepted, "Okay, I will be called Bao Dou!"
"Then go on with my previous affairs." Shen Qian Ling said, "I know almost all the things in the villa, is there anything else? For example …… who is better at martial arts than my second brother?" The original thought was to be able to split the mahogany table with one sword, no matter what, it would not be weak, but then I learned that the young man in brocade was actually the worst martial artist among all the young masters!
"Since second elder brother is the weakest among father's sons, I should be pretty good too, right?" Shen Qian Ling's expression was full of expectation.
"You think too much, Gongzi." The boy said with a straight face, "The reason why they say that the second son's martial art is the weakest is that they don't count you in at all."
And then Shen Qian Ling just accepted it?
That had to be impossible.
In fact, he immediately rolled his eyes and fainted.
It was terrible.
"Ahhhhhhhhh, Gongzi!" The boy suddenly lost his soul and he was shouting for the doctor at the top of his lungs!
How can you just say you're dizzy? It's scary!
One incense stick later, there were at least ten doctors in front of Shen Qian Ling's bed, and outside the bedroom, Old Master Shen Feng was very worried!
"My Ling-er!" The middle-aged beautiful woman started crying again.
The boy knelt on the ground and trembled, "I don't know what happened, but after a good conversation, I just said Gongzi didn't know martial arts, and then he fell on the bed."
Old master Shen sighed deeply, "When I asked him to practice before, he cried out and screamed that refused to do so, but now why did he faint?"
"If something happens to Ling-er, I won't be able to live anymore!" The middle-aged beautiful woman was still wiping her tears, and the scene was very touching.
Old master Shen had a splitting headache.
The doctor could not find anything wrong with him but guessed that it was because he had already hurt his head in the fall and was now in a coma due to the irritation. So half an hour later, everyone in the villa received a message from the old master - from now on, no matter what the young master asks, must always say that he is a peerless master! He had only been attacked and had temporarily lost his inner strength!
In fact, this is really a foul story. Shen Qian Ling has not yet recovered from his head injury, so he gets dizzy every now and then, and this is just a coincidence!
What an injustice!
"Really?" When Shen Qian Ling woke up, he expressed great doubts about the fact that "I used to be a peerless master!"
"Of course." Bao Dou swore, "Gongzi once swept away a thousand armies and took on the Demon Cult all by yourself, very powerful!"
Shen Qian Ling was obviously shocked by this news!
"It's just that Gongzi has always been indifferent to fame and fortune, so you only said to the public that this is the work of the young master." Bao Dou said without shame, "In reality, it was all Gongzi doing!"
Shen Qian Ling looked down at his thin arms and felt a sense of power and beauty!
"Xiao Ling." A handsome man pushed the door and came in, dressed in a sky blue robe, with a long body and handsome eyebrows, very handsome!
"Eldest Young Master." The boy hurriedly stood up from the bedside.
"Elder …… brother?" Shen Qian Ling called out tentatively.
"Earlier on the road, I only heard that you had lost your memory, why did you even forget about me?" The man sighed, "Should be beaten."
Shen Qian Ling shrank his neck.
"I'm your elder brother, Shen Qian Feng." The man sat beside him, "Really can't remember anything?"
Shen Qian Ling nodded his head with a heartfelt expression!
"It's okay, it doesn't matter if you can't remember the previous annoying things." Shen Qian Feng rubbed his head, "Xiao Ling is still a bit naive."
Shen Qian Ling: ……
After exchanging pleasantries, a servant hurriedly came and said that the old master had asked the eldest master to discuss the matter.
"I will come back to see you later." Shen Qian Feng stood up.
Shen Qian Ling nodded, watched him go out and then turned to Bao Dou and asked, "I have a good relationship with Big Brother?"
"Yes." Bao Dou nodded, "Although everyone in this mansion takes good care of Gongzi, you have always been closest to the eldest young master."
Shen Qian Ling quickly ranked him first to hug the thigh.
"Since the eldest young master has returned, the Palace Master Qin will probably be arriving in the next couple of days."Bao Dou looked at him with a worried look, "Gongzi must not remember Palace Master Qin either."
There was actually a princess? Shen Qian Ling was slightly surprised, "Indeed, I really don't remember."
"Alas." Bao Dou sighed, "If it wasn't for the Demon Cult, Gongzi might have married the Palace Master already last year, and you wouldn't have lost your memory like this today."
……
Wait, it seems like a lot of information!
Shen Qian Ling's brain is a bit confused, "Did you just say …… marry?" Shouldn't it be married?
"Marriage with Palace Master Qin is naturally your marriage." Bao Dou is very serious.
Shen Qian Ling comforted himself, probably because there was a taboo in the palace.
In fact, if you look at it from a different perspective, God has not treated you badly, not only did he give you a father with a rich family, but he even gave you a princess as his fiancée! After being an orphan for 22 years in his previous life, he suddenly had a large number of relatives. Strictly speaking, this should be considered good luck, right?
Shen Qian Ling began to accept his new identity slowly.
But this knowledge was soon shattered two days later!
Because the Palace Master Qin is back!
Early this morning, Shen Qian Ling was dragged out of the bed by Bao Dou, grooming and changing clothes, and even soaked in a flower petal bath, which was not finished for half an hour!
"Need to be so formal?" Shen Qian Ling was shocked.
"If you want to see the palace master, naturally you have to be grander!" Bao Dou smoothed out his hair, put on a white jade hairpin, and changed into a white cloud brocade robe. After wearing it, the second master happened to pass by the window, so he probed in and admired, "What an alluring beauty!"
Shen Qian Ling was successfully thunderstruck.
"Now that Gongzi has suffered an accident, the palace master should no longer be able to molest you as he did before."Bao Dou was helping him to tie his belt while exhorting, "But if he still talks nonsense, then you can just pretend he doesn't exist and doesn't run away crying as you did before." That would be very humiliating!
"Ahem." Shen Qian Ling was choking on his own saliva, crying and running away, let's not mention it, for the time being, molesting or something …… Could the princess be a gangster? Fuck! Shouldn't it be the shy and glutinous ladies of everyone! Shen Qian Ling frowned, it seemed that there was a gap between what he had imagined, how could there be such an unrestrained princess! This unscientific!
But what was even more unscientific was still to come. Finally, the meal was served at noon, Shen Qian Ling was very weak and was helped to the dining hall by Bao Dou, and when he looked up, he saw a young man in red sitting beside his father, smiling at him affectionately.
Shen Qian Ling nodded politely, but his eyes kept wandering among the other people at the table!
Where is the princess?
"Sit." Shen Qian Feng pulled out a chair for him, "Are you still dizzy?"
"Thank you, brother, I'm fine now." Shen Qian Ling was looking for the princess while perfunctory, really dedicated!
"Who is Xiao Ling looking for?" The man in red asked with a smile.
"Who are you?" Shen Qian Ling hesitated.
"Qin Shao Yu." The corners of the man in red's lips raised.
Everyone at the table was looking at Shen Qian Ling nervously.
……
What is this situation again? Shen Qian Ling was very nervous. Is it because he had a good relationship with him before, so he should be ecstatic with tears?!
"No wonder Palace Master Qin, Ling-er hurt his head a few days ago." The Old Master sighed.
"Master is very worried." Qin Shao Yu didn't take his eyes off Shen Qian Ling for a second, "How can I blame him when I can't even begin to feel sorry for him?"
The tone of his voice was so soft and coddling that almost everyone at the table was touched!
Except for Shen Qian Ling!
He looked at the man in red with thunderous thunder! ! !!
Can't say a word ！！！！
What's wrong with this conversation? ！！！！
"Xiao Ling remembered me?" Qin Shao Yu's eyes were eager.
Shen Qian Ling continued to be stunned!
And Qin Shao Yu was still airborne with artificial lightning! He said with great affection, "If Xiao Ling wishes, the Shadow Chasing Palace can host a wedding at any time."
……
What the fuck! ……
Shen Qian Ling is dizzy and grabs the hand of his elder brother beside him!
Especially need to calm down!
"Don't be afraid." Shen Qian Feng said, "If you're not ready yet, it's okay to hold off on the marriage, Shao Yu definitely won't force you to marry him."
Holy shit, that's real!
Shen Qian Ling's eyes went black and he fainted violently!
The sky can show, he was really, really, scared out of his wits this time!
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Notes:
(1) Riyue Villa (日月山莊): Sun & Moon Villa/Sect, Sun Moon Villa (the south of the Yangtze River) {In DWGL (Emperor's strategy), translated as Sun & Moon Villa/Sect, Sun Moon Villa. But here, in this novel, will use "Riyue Villa".}
(2) Wu Xue Men (無雪門): Snowless Gate (Northeast)
(3) Duan Qing Gu ( 斷情谷): Valley of Love (Northwest)
(4) Tang Jia Bao (唐家堡): Tangjia Fortress (Southwest)
(5) Gongzi (公子): son of an official/ son of nobility/ your son (honorific)
(6) Qibao Tofu(寶豆腐): Name of the Tofu curry
(7) Bao Dou (寶豆): Bao is a surname and Dou is a bean. (who can speak a lot, noisy person)
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