EIJIW _ Chapter - 02

Don't hurt the baby!

The fact that his fiancé had fallen from the sky was so tragic that Shen Qian Ling was unconscious for several hours and showed no signs of waking up! In addition, he was groggy and dreaming. In the dream, Qin Shao Yu's savage face was pressing hard, holding a rope and a mace to tie himself back to get married, this kind of scene is simply scary!

"Ah!" Shen Qian Ling woke up in a cold sweat.

Inside the house, the candle flame was flickering and the surroundings were very quiet.

Fortunately, it was a dream. …… Shen Qian Ling breathed a sigh of relief and wiped his sweat off as he was about to drink some water when a voice suddenly came from beside him asking, "Where is Niangzi (1) going?"

"Ah !!!!!" I'm scared out of my mind! Shen Qian Ling's face turned white and he turned his head to see Qin Shao Yu who was lying on his side near the inside of the bed, with a smile on the corners of his lips and eyebrows, very, very enchanting!

"You you you why in my bed?! " Shen Qian Ling was shocked, even if you are in my bed, why are you wearing your clothes wide open, quickly covering up your chest and shoulders!

"That's a strange question." Qin Shao Yu reached out and pinched his cheeks, "Where do you want me to go if not in Niangzi's bed?"

What the hell is your wife? Shen Qian Ling took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down!

You mustn't panic at this moment, you must fight the enemy with the level of a movie star!

"Look at you in a cold sweat, do you want your husband to bathe you?" Qin Shao Yu sat up.

"Don't move!" Shen Qian Ling was like meeting a big enemy, and he especially wanted to add a sentence 'If you dare to move, I will die for you to see!'

"Is this a deliberate attempt to seduce me?" Qin Shao Yu laughed.

Shen Qian Ling thought about it quickly, where did the four words "don't move" mean to seduce?

"When you and I were having sex in the cave, Xiao Ling was also frowning and begging me to say that 'it hurt and don't move'." Qin Shao Yu pulled his hand and deliberately increased the pronunciation of the last three words.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Shen Qian Ling looked at him with his mouth wide open, not a trace of blood on his face! All he could think of was Make love, Make love, Make love!

What an unbelievable display! He was completely thunderstruck! He was completely dumbfounded! According to the previous description of Bao Dou, I thought the youngest Shen was a petulant, kind-hearted white lotus youth(3) who liked to call out, so he should have blushed at the sight of him. How could he go to a cave to have sex with someone in secret? It is unscientific to say that it is almost thunderous! After a bit of brainstorming, Shen Qian Ling immediately felt a vague pain in his ass, he wouldn't have hemorrhoids, would he? If you have a fissure, it's even worse. If you can't keep up with the medical treatment, don't be so aggressive! Can't help but cry!

"Niangzi." Qin Shao Yu waved his hand in front of his eyes, "What's on your mind?"

"…… this …… Young Master." Shen Qian Ling looked at him with difficulty, "Can you call me by a different name?"

Qin Shao Yu was quick to do so, "Fūrén(2)."

"How about calling me by my first name?" Shen Qian Ling suggested sincerely.

"No, it's not affectionate like this." Qin Shao Yu shook his head and refused, then stabbed a hole in the jade bed rail with his index finger.

Shen Qian Ling walked weakly under the bed, "I'm going to the kitchen to find something to eat." The further away from such violence the better!!!

"Fūrén is so weak, how can you walk on the floor?" Qin Shao Yu hugged the person back into his arms and said, "Besides, be careful of your baby's breath."

……

Once again, Shen Qian Ling was struck by a thunderbolt! His whole body collapsed with a "bang"!

"What ……what did you say?" The breath is like a ghostly scream.

"I said don't move your fetus." Qin Shao Yu pressed his index finger to his lips in a gesture of silence, "Only you and I know about this, so don't say anything about it."

"You you you …… me me me, fetus?" Shen Qian Ling drove a blender in his head.

"Hmm, you forget?" Qin Shao Yu pressed his right hand on his belly, his eyes filled with love, "Here are our baby."

Shen Qian Ling's eyes went black and he almost fainted again.

But this time Qin Shao Yu put a pill in his mouth in time, it was cool, sweet and sour, and very refreshing!

So Shen Qian Ling was forced to accept the harsh reality of his attempted coma!

"So when are you going to marry me?" Qin Shao Yu wrapped his fingers around his black hair, "In a few months, the belly will be getting bigger and bigger."

Shen Qian Ling was in turmoil, "I'm a man." How can a man have a baby? This is too strange!

"That's why I want to marry Xiao Ling even more." Qin Shao Yu used his deep affection, "I never thought that you would privately find the Qimen Fox Fairy(4) and conceive my child with the help of a potion in order to give the Qin family a future. I will never forget this deep love!"

"You must be lying to me." Shen Qian Ling forced himself to calm down!

Qin Shao Yu smiled bitterly, "Even if I cheat the whole world, I will definitely not cheat you."

……

What kind of a world is this?

Shen Qian Ling's hands and feet were cold and his tears were falling!

In fact, he seldom cried in the previous world, and even if he somehow crossed over later, he didn't feel sad for long, but even if he was strong, he couldn't withstand this kind of rolling thunder! There was actually such a strange power as a fox fairy! The thought of having a baby in his belly made Shen Qian Ling go blind from crying!

"Be good, Xiao Ling be good." Qin Shao Yu patted him on the back, "Don't cry, don't cry."

"Is there any way to make the Fox Fairy change me back again?" Shen Qian Ling looked at him in tears.

"I can't." Qin Shao Yu sighed, "You've eaten the Fox Fairy's inner portion, and it's just an ordinary fox now, what's the use of finding it?"

How could there be such a generous fox fairy! Shen Qian Ling was so desperate!

God forbid, the biggest reality he could accept was only an anal fissure!

Qin Shao Yu helped him to lie down and said softly, "Don't tell anyone about this, otherwise you will be treated as a different kind."

Shen Qian Ling looked at him blankly.

"Don't worry, I will take you away." Qin Shao Yu lightly kissed his forehead, "Then find an island and give birth to the baby, and tell the public that it was adopted."

Shen Qian Ling continued to look like death!

"I'll go get you some food." Qin Shao Yu helped him cover the quilt, turned around and left the door.

Then he held on to the railing and laughed until his stomach hurt.

  I can't believe he really believed it.

……

"Hey, Gongzi, are you awake?" Bao Dou cautiously poked his head in and said, "I saw Master Qin go out just now, is it to prepare dinner for Gongzi?"

Shen Qian Ling turned his head to look at him like a puppet.

"Are you being bullied again?" Bao Dou was startled by his red eyes and rushed to help him up.

"Nothing." Shen Qian Ling's voice was hoarse.

"You're still fine after all this!" Bao Dou was annoyed, "How can the palace master be like this? He always likes to make Gongzi cry!"

"Pour me a glass of water." Shen Qian Ling frowned and closed his eyes.

Bao Dou hurriedly served him some warm tea, but Shen Qian Ling's hands were trembling and he almost spilt it on the quilt.

"Don't be afraid, Gongzi." Bao Dou wiped his sweat, "Shall I tell the eldest young master to come and keep you company?"

"No need." Shen Qian Ling waved his hand, "I'll just rest for a while."

Seeing that he insisted, Bao Dou didn't force himself any further and just squeezed his leg to the side.

Shen Qian Ling wanted to say something, but finally, he couldn't help but ask, "Before I lost my memory, were I very close to Qin Shao Yu?"

"Gongzi rarely mentions Palace Master Qin to me, and even when he does, he is very indifferent." Bao Dou said, "But he often went out with him, and sometimes even spent the night."

What's the point of spending the night when you're indifferent?! Shen Qian Ling's brain began to buzz again, obviously the same name and the same face, why is there such a big difference in behaviour?

"Furthermore, Palace Master Qin was assassinated by the Demon Cult a while ago, and Gongzi also took a lot of trouble to invite a fox fairy from the mountain to do it, and you made yourself sick!" Bao Dou spoke seriously, unaware that he had rubbed salt into Shen Qian Ling's heart again.

There really is a fox fairy!

These two words are too powerful!

So Shen Qian Ling fell unconscious once again!

This incident of passing out, again and again, is really in line with the temperament of a sickly and beautiful boy!

"Somebody!" Bao Dou ran out in tears again, "Gongzi has fainted again! ! !"

A few moments later, the Shen family reappeared in the front room, with Qin Shao Yu in addition.

"My poor Ling-er!" The woeful cries began again, and the second younger Shen calmly covered his ears. Old Master Shen sighed, "I don't know when Ling-er will get better."

"There is no need to worry too much, Master." Qin Shao Yu said, "When Xiao Ling gets better, I would like to take him to the South Sea to find my master to heal his wounds."

"It would naturally be best if we could have the help of a respected master, but ……" Old Master Shen looked embarrassed. Everyone knows that as long as Shen Qian Ling mentioned the matter of the Shadow Chasing Palace, he would cry for life and tears, no matter how he coaxed him! Although he has lost his memory, he is the youngest son he loves the most, and he is still reluctant to feel wronged.

"Don't worry, Master. I will persuade Xiao Ling." Qin Shao Yu was very polite.

"Then I am grateful to you, Master Qin." Old Master Shen clearly trusted him.

"It should be." Qin Shao Yu glanced into the inner room, "Besides, Xiao Ling will be married to my Shadow Chasing Palace in the future, so I should take good care of him."

The sleeping Shen Qian Ling heard these words in a daze and instantly fell into a deeper sleep! To be honest, if he had a choice, he would have preferred to stay asleep until the end of the world!

But the reality is extremely cruel. The next morning, Shen Qian Ling woke up on time, and the sun shone on his face, warming him up nicely.

With the experience of last night, Shen Qian Ling quickly looked at both sides of the bed to make sure no one was there before he sat up with his quilt.

After a night's rest, his mind was no longer in a panic like it was last night. Shen Qian Ling took a deep breath, lifted his clothes and looked at his stomach.

Then he discovered with dismay that his belly was really bulging! !!

Fuck ……

After Qin Shao Yu's sensationalism last night, Shen Qian Ling has no idea at all about the possibility of "I eat too much so I have a small belly", and very stupidly began to automatically bring in the male and female plot. Although he knew in his heart that it was extremely unscientific, who would dare to say that such a thing as crossing over was scientific?!

He calmed down as much as possible and analyzed the current situation.

The baby in his belly, whether it was real or not, will always be noticed when the days are longer, and the top priority now is to find a thigh to hug, so that you can compete with Qin Shao Yu when you need it!

So after breakfast, Shen Qian Ling, despite his weakness, took Bao Dou with him and went to look for his first thigh, Shen Qian Feng.

There was an open space in the villa, where Shen Qian Feng usually practiced martial arts. Before Shen Qian Ling could even get close, he saw a man practicing his martial arts, his body flipping and flying with such speed that he was almost in shadow.

This is really not a scientific world. …… Shen Qian Ling was even more desperate.

The weapon that Shen Qian Feng is accustomed to using is a long spear, the silver glint is very powerful, piercing and picking, a wooden pile is already full of holes, and a hand pressure will fall slag! With a flick of his right hand, the spear flew accurately into the iron frame, and Shen Qian Feng landed firmly on the ground with a few levers at his feet.

The wind blew up his green robe, making him look like a great hero!

Shen Qian Ling immediately started to applaud with a big smile on his face, and elbowed Bao Dou - what are you doing here? there should be applause here!

But Bao Dou didn't react at all, "What's the matter, Gongzi?"

Applause! Shen Qian Ling hates his guts, so I want to hold his thigh and flatter him, don't even understand this?

  Damn you for being stupid!!!  

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Notes:

(1) Niangzi (娘子): Wife / Lady (Only husband calls his own wife) _ (dialect) form of address for one's wife polite form of address for a woman

(2) Fūrén (夫人): My lady /madam/ Mrs. (everyone can call) (Sometimes the husband also called the wife, Fu-ren.)

(3) white lotus youth: (白莲花少年 )(Bái liánhuā shàonián) - This one is an internet slang word. It has two meanings.1. Kind, innocent, lovable, good people. 2. People who pretend to be kind, innocent, and lovable. Here, refer to Shen Qian Ling as no (1) meaning.

(4) Qi Men Hu Xian (奇门狐仙) - The Fox Fairy is the number one immortal spirit of the Fox, the Yellow Fairy and the Chang Fairy. The Fox Fairy, also known as the fox, has been cultivated for many years in the mountains and has taken shape.


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