EIJIW _ Chapter - 03

Wants to hang herself!

"Why don't you rest in the bedroom? Come here and do something?" Shen Qian Feng smiled and walked over to him, reaching out to help him close the collar of his clothes.

"Can't sleep." Shen Qian Ling gave full play to the actor's acting skills, frowning slightly and looking sad in his eyes, successfully creating an image of a lovely beauty!

"Too stuffy in the house?" Shen Qian Feng asked.

"No." Shen Qian Ling sighed and walked in silence toward the pavilion. Everything had been perfect until now, but he was so concentrated on his actions that he didn't notice the raised stones on the ground!

That's when you have to fall down!

"Ah ！！！！" Do not just cross the face on the ground this is too tragic, okay!

"Fūrén, Be careful!" At the critical moment, a red figure quickly swept down from the tree and caught Shen Qian Ling in his arms.

This kind of dog-blood scene where heroes save beauty ...... Shen Qian Ling's face was as grey as death and his eyes closed. If he had known this, it would be better to fall and fall to death.

"What did you call him?" Shen Qian Feng was clearly shocked by this name.

"He's going to marry me after all, so it is okay to call out early." Qin Shao Yu stood up with him in his arms, "I'll take him back to his room."

"Why does he get fainted when he falls?" Shen Qian Feng tried his pulse phase, "It seems that his breath is also a bit disordered."

Shen Qian Ling still closed his eyes tightly, and then roared in his heart, if you were hugged by a princess, it would be normal for you to get confused!

Besides, I still have his ......

Aaahhh!

It's better to die!

After returning to the room with Shen Qian Ling in his arms, Qin Shao Yu put him on the bed and sent Bao Dou to make tea and water.

Shen Qian Ling continued to pretend to be dead.

"Anyway, he's unconscious, why not take advantage of the opportunity?" Qin Shao Yu muttered to himself.

"Don't be so mean!" Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes in sorrow and anger.

I knew I couldn't fool this fox spirit!

Qin Shao Yu laughed terribly.

Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket to cover his head.

"Want to find Qian Feng so that he can protect you from me?" Qin Shao Yu sat on the edge of the bed.

Do you dare to guess more accurately! Shen Qian Ling wanted to hysterically pull his collar and shake it!

"If not for my sake, then for the sake of the baby in your belly." Qin Shao Yu sighed, "But if Fūrén really doesn't want to accept it, I definitely won't force you."

"Really?" Shen Qian Ling pulled down the blanket and expressed his doubt with his eyes.

"Of course." Qin Shao Yu's eyes were full of sadness, "Although I want this baby very much, I am not willing to force Fūrén."

"You can rest assured." Shen Qian Ling sat up with murmured and excitedly took his hand, "Young man, you are so handsome, you will definitely have full of children and grandchildren in the future! How are we going to get this child out?"

"I don't know." Qin Shao Yu straightened his hair, "but don't worry, even if you use the entire financial resources of the chasing shadow palace, Wèi fū(1) will certainly find a way to abortion."

"Is it so difficult?" Shen Qian Ling frowned, and the slogan "Three minutes easily, painless people flow without a trace"(2) flashed in his mind! Although ancient times are no better than modern times, there are still women compatriots who have this kind of demand, right? A bowl of saffron(3) is not always done on TV!

"Of course, it's difficult." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his hand on his leg and said sadly, "Where is the baby going to come out now?"

Fuck ！！！！

This kind of topic is too heavy-handed ah ！！！！

Shen Qian Ling's brain was once again petrified ！！！！

I was so shocked by the tragic fact of pregnancy that I didn't think about where the baby would be born from! But it seems that there is only one possibility ah...... ah ah ah ah ah this is not at all the chrysanthemum mutilation can be summed up, okay?!

"Originally, after 10 months, Xiao Ling's body would have undergone some changes." Qin Shao Yu said in his ear, "The baby will also be born smoothly, but now if you want to remove it, I'm afraid it will be dangerous."

"Changes?" Shen Qian Ling's voice trembled.

"Yes." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his neck, "But don't be afraid, after the birth, it will change back to a normal man."

Can't believe there's such a mode change as an intersex person! !!

Shen Qian Ling instantly burst into tears! !!

What is my fate ！！！！

"It's okay, I'll find the way." Qin Shao Yu wiped away his tears, "Trust your husband."

"There is really a way to change back?" Shen Qian Ling was miserable.

"Of course." Qin Shao Yu helped him to sit up, "I will immediately send a letter by pigeon and send someone to post a notice."

"Post a notice?" Shen Qian Ling stared at him with wide eyes.

"Yes." Qin Shao Yu said, "So Fūrén doesn't need to worry, because the world is so big, there is always someone who can solve Fūrén's suffering."

"Wait!" Shen Qian Ling grabbed him, "How do you plan to write the notice?"

"Just write that a man has mistakenly consumed the fox fairy's inner potion and is pregnant, so he is asking for help from the world's magical stranger to help him to abort the pregnancy. If it happens, Shadow Chasing Palace will be thankful!" Qin Shao Yu said.

A man? Shen Qian Ling was worried, "Will outsiders guess that it's me?"

Qin Shao Yu frowned, "I'm afraid so."

"Why?" Shen Qian Ling ran into tears, "There are so many men in the world!" I was just asking a casual question, don't give me such a scary answer!

"Although there are many men in the world, there is only one who can make the master of Shadow Chasing Palace pour out all his money." Qin Shao Yu was so affectionate that he couldn't bear directly to look at him, "Even a fool can guess who it is."

"Let's think about it again." Shen Qian Ling lolled back onto the bed, utterly devastated!

If word of this really got out, then not only would the Shen family burn themselves to death, but the whole world would burn itself to death ......

"Gongzi." Bao Dou passed outside, "The second young master is here to visit you."

"Be happy." Qin Shao Yu helped him cover the blanket, "Otherwise Qian Qian will chop the table again."

That's easy for you to say. Shen Qian Ling was in a sad mood and angry, you are not the one who is pregnant!

"Xiao Ling!" Shen Er Shao(4) pushes the door in - his name is rather curious, no matter how you hear the three words, Shen Qian Qian, it easily reminds people of Shen Qian Qian, Very unbrave! Shen Er Shao himself was so distressed by this that he once made a big fight about changing his name during the second period of secondary school only to be beaten up by his father and elder brother and thrown into the woodshed, and after three days of starvation, he finally gave up the idea and accepted the harsh reality while crying and eating chicken legs.

"Second brother." Shen Qian Ling looked at him weakly.

"I came here as soon as I heard about it." Shen Er Shao was anxious, "Why are you getting weaker and weaker, why are you even fainting from a fall?"

"Probably it was because of the head that was hit before, and hasn't recovered yet." Shen Qian Ling was in a bitter mood.

"Shao Yu." Shen Er Shao turned his head to look at his brother-in-law with a straight face, "Now that Xiao Ling is in this state, are you still willing to stay and take care of him for the rest of your life?"

Shen Qian Ling vomited blood, what is this strong sense of wedding vows?

And Qin Shao Yu's answer was also very standard, "I do."

Shen Er Shao instantly burst into tears, "I knew I was right, then I'm counting on you."

"I don't want to." Shen Qian Ling is like a gossamer.

But no one paid any attention to his protest!

What a tragedy!

Shen's family knew that Shen Er Shao was always a talker, so under his uninterrupted chirping, Shen Qian Ling's mind became dizzier and dizzier and even his face lost blood.

Shen Er Shao looked worried and hurriedly took his hand, "Xiao Ling, don't fall asleep, if you don't feel well, just talk to second brother."

It's because you keep talking that I get dizzy ......

Shen Qian Ling complained in his heart and turned around angrily holding the blanket, obviously not wanting to pay attention to him.

Shen Er Shao sighed repeatedly and looked at Qin Shao Yu again, " Xiao Ling is a spoiled child, his temper is inevitably the way he is now, you must not dislike it."

He dared to dislike it! Shen Qian Ling growled silently; I have his child in my belly!

"Of course not." Qin Shao Yu's eyes were full of affection, "I will definitely love him."

Love your sister! Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket over his head and couldn't help but think, 'I wonder what would happen to me in the other world now?'

If the soul of this body was swapped, it would ...... be very awkward, right?

That night, after Shen Qian Ling's strong protests, Qin Shao Yu finally agreed to sleep in the guest room, which was a great improvement.

"It's a dry day, be careful with the candles." As the watchman walks down the alley, Shen Qian Ling tosses and turns in bed, with no intention of sleeping.

In the guest room not far away, Qin Shao Yu was also standing at the window, thoughtfully.

"Palace Master." A man in black darted in.

"How did things go?" Qin Shao Yu asked him back, with some coldness under his eyes.

"The Demon Cult intends to block, and the subordinates have increased their manpower." The man in black said.

"Within expectation." Qin Shao Yu sat down at the table, "You should also be careful."

"Yes." The man in black nodded and said hesitantly, "I wonder when Palace Master will go south?"

"I will try my best." Qin Shao Yu said, "Shen Qian Ling has suddenly lost his memory, so there may be a change in the plan."

"Lost memory?" The man in black frowned, "Could it be because...so you pretended it on purpose?"

"Not like that." Qin Shao Yu shook his head, "The current him is completely like a different person compared to before."

"Then what is your plan?" The man in black asked.

Qin Shao Yu did not answer, but his smile was a bit playful.

......

Early the next morning, Shen Qian Ling was awakened by the noise outside the window and got out of bed to see what was going on.

"You're awake, Gongzi." Bao Dou heard the commotion and came in with hot water.

"What's going on outside?" Shen Qian Ling was curious.

"It's a big deal." Bao Dou helped him twist the towel. "The second young master ransomed a girl from Furong Garden last night, and now the aunt has been crying for half an hour and wants to hang herself, saying that she can't teach her son properly and that she can't face the old master anymore!"

"Ahem." Shen Qian Ling directly swallowed the green salt he was used to rinsing his mouth. His second brother still had this hobby? I can't stand this kind of bloodshed so early in the morning.

"Gongzi like to go, and see?" Bao Dou patted his back.

Shen Qian Ling, the king of gossip, nodded decisively.

"But it's also weird." Bao Dou said while serving him to change his clothes, "The second young master has never been interested in hooking up with a greenhouse, and I don't know what evil has struck him this time." It's no wonder his mother hanged herself!

"I don't want to live anymore. ！！！！！" In the sideyard of the main house, a woman with a head full of pearls and gold hairpins was standing on a chair, holding white silk in her hand and hanging it on a tree, "How can I ever face my old man again if I raise such an unfilial son!"

"Great aunt(5), you must think carefully, don't do anything stupid!" The circle of maids and servants around her also let out their sorrowful voices, the scene was particularly touching!

Shen Qian Ling was helped by Bao Dou to run to see the gossip, and before he entered the courtyard, he heard someone call out, "Ling-er!" The voice was full of surprise!

Damn it! 　Shen Qian Ling looked up and saw a small three-story building in the main courtyard. His mother, the main wife of Old Master Shen, was leaning against the fence watching the excitement and getting high on melon seeds.

"Come up." Madam Shen happily hooked him up, "You can see clearly from here, be careful not to fall down."

Shen Qian Ling: ......

　　Who can tell what kind of people are in this family?

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Note:

1)爲夫(Wèi fū): Your/This Husband. When Qian Shao Yu is poking Shen Qian Ling, he used wèifū wèifū for himself.

2) A relaxing three minutes, painless abortion without a trace { 轻轻松松三分钟，无痛人流去无踪 }: a short and striking or memorable phrase used in TV advertising for abortion.

3) 藏红花 (Zànghónghuā): saffron; Commonly known as the "saffron crocus". Use for abortion in the past. fig. below

4) 沈二少(Shen Er Shao): Second youngest Shen / Second brother Shen

5)姨奶奶 (Yínǎinai): ① Father's mother's sister(coll.) ② Great aunt

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