EIJIW _ Chapter - 07

Mythical Beast!

Although his heart was a bit puzzled, Shen Qian Ling did not ask more questions, and obediently leaned on the bed in the posture of sitting on the moon and waiting for the chicken soup, with a wet red hand towel on his head.

"Mother." The rest of the people in the room have dispersed, Shen Qian Ling's expression is very bitter, "I really cannot take it down?"

"No." Madam Shen squeezed his cheeks, "This can drive away evil spirits."

There were some tears in Shen Qian Ling's eyes, feudal superstition killed people, this look is very stupid, okay!

"I don't know when your injury will heal." Madam Shen sighs, thinks, and gnashes her teeth, fiercely poking his head with a finger, "You said you have to climb a tree well, how did your mother teach you when you were young?"

How could I know that it was not me that you taught me when you were a kid! Shen Qian Ling felt that he was going to be stabbed through his forehead. Has his mother practiced diamond fingering!

"Fūrén." Qin Shao Yu came in with a cup of soup, and was shocked by his look, "Pfft."

"What a laugh!" Shen Qian Ling angrily took off the towel and intended to throw a ball at his face!

"Ling-er!" Madam Shen was shocked, "This is a sacred object for the Bodhisattva to polish his golden body, don't throw it around!"

Fuck! Shen Qian Ling's eyes widened, a rag?

Qin Shao Yu's facial expression froze.

"Very funny!" Shen Qian Ling looked at him with anger!

"Naturally not." Qin Shao Yu shook his head.

"It's not funny, your shoulders are shaking!" Shen Qian Ling is even more furious!

"I'm heartbroken." Qin Shao Yu put the soup cup on the table and fluently said, "Seeing Fūrén so weak, my heart is like a knife twisting all the time."

Love saint, this is! Shen Qian Ling looked at him with contempt, just ready to spit. Madam Shen was already pleased to cry, "Seeing you two so loving, for mother is also at ease."

What do you feel relieved about? You can't feel relieved! If you are relieved, I will have to get married, okay! Shen Qian Ling's heart was tight, instant tears on the down! It is simply tearing! This is called the acting skills of the movie star!

"Oh, why are you crying for a good reason?" Madam Shen is really painful, look at the gesture and wants to hold him in her arms to coax him.

"I can't bear to leave my mother." Shen Qian Ling's voice was hoarse, trying to imagine himself as the princess who was about to marry on TV because it was more graphic, and the frontier king in that TV drama was a rough-faced uncle with a full beard, wearing huge gold earrings, with shocking leg hair, simply hairy pants! Although Shen Qian Ling was acting as the prince, he secretly sympathized with his sister in the play for a long time. There will be psychological shadows in the filming of tongue kisses and bed scenes!

"Mother also can't bear to leave Ling-er." Madam Shen was really poked deep inside the softest part of her heart.

"I want to be with mother all the time." Shen Qian Ling cried and coughed, if Shen Qian Qian saw it, he probably would have sighed again, "What a sickly beauty" and so on!

"After all, you have to get married, how can you stay with your mother all the time." Madam Shen patted his back.

"Then get married a few years later." Shen Qian Ling looked at her with red eyes.

"Well, if you really don't want to, I'll go and talk to your father." Madam Shen relented, "The most important thing now is to get well."

Shen Qian Ling's heart was overjoyed, and then looked at Qin Shao Yu with an expression of eight parts sad but two parts showy - this young warrior you'd better go marry someone else!

"Shao Yu also do not want to embarrass Ling-er, right?" Madam Shen asked.

Shen Qian Ling straightened his back and looked at him - you have the guts to say no!

Qin Shao Yu looked bitter, "This is natural."

"It's hard for you." Madam Shen sighed, "In the future if Ling's body gets better--"

"Mother! ! ! !" Shen Qian Ling burst into tears again, don't just let others promise the future! We are not familiar with him again!

"Okay, okay, okay, mother will not say." Madam Shen was in a hurry to coax and persuade.

"Don't be afraid." Qin Shao Yu's voice was hoarse, "Even if you are alone for the rest of your life, I will not force you."

Shen Qian Ling followed the temptation, "In fact, between being alone for life and reluctantly for me, you can still have a third choice." Marry someone else, brother! You see you are so young and handsome, there must be many girls who want to marry you, and we can just say goodbye and forget about the Jianghu, it sounds like a very smoky and heroic atmosphere!

Qin Shao Yu said decisively, "Except for Fūrén, Qin(1) can no longer hold a second person in my heart."

Shen Qian Ling simply does not know what expression to use to face him. How can a good young man not enter the oil and salt! Paranoia is a disease to be cured! So, he continued cold-bloodedly, "But I've already forgotten you."

Then Qin Shao Yu's eyes turned red and he cried.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! Shen Qian Ling was stunned by the thunder of this scene, brother what the hell are you singing again! Don't see other people crying, can you follow along with it! Who can understand the suffering of Lord Shen being hit by the ceiling, not to mention the suspected pregnancy, and even the future is likely to be irregular sex change, this is worth crying about! You have money, power, and handsome, and a man who was willing to find a fox fairy for you is simply a winner in life. Crying, my ass!

There are no principles!

"Shao Yu." Madam Shen was obviously also stunned!

"Stop talking and drink the soup first." Qin Shao Yu was gentle and kind, handed the soup cup to Shen Qian Ling, and then looked at him without blinking.

Thanks to my good psychological quality! Movie King Shen opened the lid of the soup pot and felt a vague sense of pride in his heart. He was used to being seen in his previous life, so he was completely stress-free.

The bowl with gold inlaid jade is luxurious, but the contents inside are very strange.

......

Shen Qian Ling stirred it twice with a spoon, feeling that this black-bone chicken was a bit of firewood, the skin was black and the meat was cut into cubes, and it was not delicious at first glance.

"Quickly eat." Madam Shen helped him to cool it.

Shen Qian Ling dug out a piece of meat with a spoon and tried to take a bite.

Fuck, really tasteless!

Where the hell is the precious point of this shit? I've been looking forward to it for a long time.

Could it be a great tonic? Young master Shen took another sip of soup, this time directly sprayed.

It smells like blood! It smells like blood! I can't eat anything that is not cooked!

What to do with bird flu!

"Drink slowly." Madam Shen used a handkerchief to wipe his mouth.

"It's raw." Shen Qian Ling frowned and complained.

"That's natural." Qin Shao Yu patted his back.

Naturally, your sister, naturally your whole family! Your food is bloody! Shen Qian Ling decisively refused to eat.

"No wonder, you have forgotten all the previous things." Madam Shen sighed, "this black-bone chicken is a hundred years rare holy bird, how many people cannot even look at a glance, let alone eat."

Shen Qian Ling burst into tears when he heard the words, mother, who is this pit? The black-bone chicken is the holy bird, and the three yellow chickens are the warriors of the wild.

"If you boil it and add salt, it will lose its medicinal effect." Madam Shen handed the spoon back to him, "Be good and finish it."

The strange taste in his mouth has not yet disappeared, Shen Qian Ling directly attributed it to the taste of chicken feathers, but he was successfully filled with nausea by his own brain, so he looked at Qin Shao Yu with fierce eyes- A pregnant woman should not take medication casually, you know this truth, right? Help me persuade my mother!

"Hurry up and eat while it's hot." Palace Master Qin sat on the edge of the bed.

"No!" Shen Qian Ling was very principled.

"You really don't want to eat?" Madam Shen frowned and looked at him.

Shen Qian Ling still shakes his head, I am not two hundred and fifty (2) I do not eat chicken feathers.

"How can my life be so bitter ......" Madam Shen suddenly let out a loud sorrowful voice and also fell on the quilt.

The speed is so fast that the movie emperor Shen Qian Ling the whole person is stunned, fuck it is just a bowl of black-bone chicken soup!

So he held the soup bowl with tears streaming down his face, hula-hula ate the soup and meat, and then dropped the bowl to comfort his mother, but found that Madam Shen had returned to normal and was sitting on the bed looking at him with a smile.

......

Shen Qian Ling was dizzy and dizzy.

The people of this world really ...... have no way to describe it in words.

Who is the actor in the end?

"Since you have finished eating, rest well." Madam Shen covered him with the blanket, "Mother go back first."

"Mm." Shen Qian Ling tried to ignore the taste of chicken feathers in his mouth, it was worse than death.

"I'll send you, mother-in-law." Qin Shao Yu was very courteous and sent her out of the courtyard door before returning to the bedroom.

Shen Qian Ling was standing barefoot at the table, rinsing his mouth wildly.

Qin Shao Yu: ......

"What are you looking at!" Shen Qian Ling casually grabbed the peach and munched on it.

"Naturally, I am looking at Fūrén." Qin Shao Yu fluently said, "In Qin's eyes, except for Fū...... well." He frowned and took out half a peach from his mouth.

"My mother is gone, what are you acting in?" Shen Qian Ling sat back by the bed.

"Fūrén, how can you say that?" Qin Shao Yu is still affectionate, but there is a little smile in his eyes, "Your husband every word is sincere."

Too lazy to care about you.

Shen Qian Ling wrapped himself into the blanket, "This young warrior, go well don't send (3)"

"I did not say to—"

"Bao Dou!!!" Shen Qian Ling screamed at the top of his lungs.

Qin Shao Yu: ......

"What's wrong with Gongzi?" Bao Dou ran in with a bag of soybeans.

"Send the guest off!" Shen Qian Ling faced the wall.

Bao Dou immediately looked at the palace master with a look that said, 'Palace master actually, I don't want you to go, but Gongzi wants you to go, so you'd better go!'

"Then I'll come back to see you later." Qin Shao Yu helped him tuck in the corner of the blanket, turned around, and left the room.

"Actually, Palace Master Qin is really nice." Bao Dou muttered.

"Shut up!" Shen Qian Ling sat up from the bed, "You are not allowed to mention his name in the future!"

"Oh." Bao Dou nodded honestly.

Shen Qian Ling touched a handful of soybeans from his small bamboo basket to eat.

"Ahhhhhh!" Bao Dou was shocked.

"What's wrong?" Shen Qian Ling looked at him innocently with the soybeans in his mouth. Although it is your snack, it's okay to give me a little is no harm, right?

"Quickly spit it out, this is what I use to feed black-bone chicken." Bao Dou hurriedly handed over the towel.

"Ahem!" Shen Qian Ling instantly coughed like crazy! It's too embarrassing to spread such a thing as eating chicken feed!

"Why are you feeding the black-bone chicken!" Shen Qian Ling bitterly rinsed his mouth again.

"Gongzi ate its newborn chick, I naturally want to comfort it." Bao Dou said, "Otherwise it will be in a bad mood."

Shen Qian Ling: ......

Does the black-bone chicken also need comfort?

Although it is said that everything has a spirit but ...... and I do not really want to eat. do not look at me with this "obviously took advantage" look!

"Gongzi, do you want to go with me?" Bao Dou invited, "Today the weather is good, can also sunbathe."

Feeding chickens? Shen Qian Ling thought for a moment, "Okay." It's better than being bored in the house.

"When you see the sacred beast, Gongzi don't bump into it." Bao Dou said suddenly when he was approaching the backyard.

"Mythical beast?" Shen Qian Ling was shocked. Could it be that there are also grass and mud horses here?

"Yes." Bao Dou said, "The black-bone chicken is rarely found in a hundred years, so it is naturally a divine beast."

......

Wait a minute.

There seems to be something wrong here!

Shen Qian Ling's brain confusion, and then ...... Pfft hahahahahahahahahaha!

Bao Dou was surprised, "What is Gongzi laughing at?"

Shen Qian Ling laughed so much that his stomach started to hurt, black chicken is nothing but a mythical beast hahahahaha! The previous sacred bird is funny enough! As a black-bone chicken with such a curious nickname, really a real husband?!

A hissing sound across the sky, Shen Qian Ling holding his waist slowly stand up straight, there are tears of laughter in his eyes, "What sound?"

"Black chicken." Teacher Bao Dou replied.

"Don't lie to people, the black chicken obviously should be clattering——ah!!!" Shen Qian Ling was halfway through, and suddenly he opened his mouth and became petrified.

The reason is that in the high courtyard wall in the backyard, a large bird suddenly rose up in the air, the body folded out of the gilt golden color, and its wings were so huge that it almost covered half of the clear sky.

"Gongzi, don't be afraid." Bao Dou rushed to hold him, "the beast is locked."

......

Shen Qian Ling's teeth trembling, "you you you say the wū wū wū (4)......"

"Black chicken, that's it." Bao Dou was impatient when he heard it, and took the initiative to complete the second sentence for him.

Shen Qian Ling was in tears instantly ！！！！！！

It's obviously a phoenix, why should it be called a black-bone chicken!  !  !  !! It's easy to mislead ignorant people like this!  !  !!

And what a curious world Laozi (5) has traveled into ！！！！ I can't believe there is a phoenix ！！！！！

The phoenix is also something that can appear casually ！！！！ It's very fantastic ！！！！！！！！

　　When he thought that he had just eaten a little phoenix, Shen Qian Ling's eyes went dark, and once again...fainted.

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Notes:

1)    Qin: Qin Shao Yu is sometimes used his name (Qin) while he is speaking.

2)    二百五 (Èr bǎi wǔ): Two hundred and fifty (250). Often refers to the silly head silly brain, not very sensible, but stubborn and reckless people. The direct meaning is stupid person/idiot.

3)    好走不送 (Hǎo zǒu bù song): Go well, I will not send. Same as a goodbye.

        好走 (Hǎo zǒu): ①bon voyage ②Godspeed

        不送 (bù song): don't bother to see me out

4)    烏 (Wū): Black / Dark / Crow

*呜呜呜 (wūwūwū): Chinese internet slang words – 555 (wǔwǔwǔ). The sound of tearful crying, but is not towards the feeling of sadness, but more of pitiful.

So, when you are chatting with Chinese boys/girls you can use that slang word.

5)    老子 (Lǎozi): ①Laozi or Lao-tze (c. 500 BC), Chinese philosopher, the founder of Taoism ② the sacred book of Daoism, 道德經|道德经 by Laozi.

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