EIJIW _ Chapter - 08

Gongzi is diligent and studious!

Although it is from the highly inflated information modern society, because of no warning to see the phoenix this fact is too hunting strange! So, Shen Qian Ling's dizziness has been dreaming! Not only running naked in the wilderness but also with a phoenix chasing behind him while spitting fire! After running to a crowded market, he thought he could finally take a breather, but then a big red hydrangea fell from the sky and hit him. When he looked up, he saw Qin Shao Yu wearing a big red wedding dress and was shy beyond compare, so he finally managed to wake up! Fuck this is simply too thunderous! ! The whole person is scared to pee!!

"Ah, Gongzi is awake." Bao Dou rushed to help him up.

The candle was lit in the room, and Shen Qian Ling was sweating, "I fainted for how long?"

"Unbelievable, it's been several hours." Bao Dou wiped his sweat, "Earlier, the old master and the lady, and several young masters came to see Gongzi, and then the doctor said that Gongzi was not probably, and only then everyone left one by one."

Only father, mother, and brothers? Shen Qian Ling was extremely weak, "What about that person?"

"Gongzi is asking Palace Master Qin, right?" Bao Dou is very clever, "Palace master went out before, has not yet returned, Gongzi misses him?"

I missed his whole family! Laozi is looking for him for something! Shen Qian Ling powerlessly waved his hand, "Well, let's not mention him, tell me about the phoenix in the backyard."

"Gongzi is joking, how could it be a phoenix." Bao Dou's expression is very serious, "Phoenix is the legendary ancient gods, which can casually see."

Fuck, that is not called a phoenix then you tell me what is called a phoenix! ! Whose black-bone chicken can stretch its wings three meters long! ! Shen Qian Ling would like to roar and lift the table! !!

"That black-bone chicken has been raised in the Shen family for hundreds of years, the legend is the ancestor's life-saving benefactor." Bao Dou explained, "Although both are big birds, the phoenix is said to be able to bathe fire nirvana, but the black-bone chicken is very afraid of fire, different."

"Life-saving benefactor?" Shen Qian Ling once again felt the cognition was refreshed! What kind of logic is this family! The life-saving benefactor should not be properly consecrated, which has the reason to use the iron chain tied in the backyard! Not to mention slaughtering someone's son for soup, what a strange way to repay a debt of gratitude!

"I don't know about this, anyway, Gongzi remembers not to provoke it in the future." Bao Dou exclaimed, "The black-bone chicken has a bad temper. Although it is tied up with a chain, its wings can still slap people to death."

You think I want to provoke it! The problem is that I ate its son, and this is already a problem, okay? Shen Qian Ling was in tears, "Go get someone to make the chains stronger." It's terrible!

"Don't worry, Gongzi. The chain is made of basalt iron, it has been blown by the wind and rain for hundreds of years, and it has been pecked by the beasts day in and day out." Bao Dou said, "It will definitely not break."

But these words obviously did not have a comforting effect, and Shen Qian Ling burst into tears at the words. Are you sure boy, it hasn't rusted in the last hundred years? Born from crossing and dying from bird food. Life is indeed a big coffee table(1)!

"I ate a small divine beast, will not be condemned by heaven, right?" Shen Qian Ling trembling, he didn't want to walk and be struck by lightning at all.

"Naturally not." Bao Dou looked at him with a puzzled look, " Why would you think that? Master and Lady, Eldest Young Master, Second Young Master, Third Young Master, every one of them have eaten."

"What?" Shen Qian Ling's eyes are wide, feel the brain a little screwed up!

"Black-bone chicken male and female unity, every spring will produce hundreds of eggs, but most of it will be kicked to pieces by themselves, and one can be hatched in three to five years. It is a nourishing holy product. The first one stewed for the first young master, then the second young master, the third young master, even if it is the turn should be the turn of Gongzi." The tone of Bao Dou is full of the meaning of 'actually we are already very disadvantaged' or something like that!

Shen Qian Ling felt like crying again, "Then why when mother mentioned the black-bone chicken soup, everyone's expressions so ...... strange?" You have already clearly eaten it!  ! And shocked the hell! I thought it was a big favor!!

"Because Gongzi had a good relationship with it before, often take the soybean to feed." Bao Dou said, "In fact, the first young master, and second young master have wanted to give the soup to Gongzi. But you refused to drink it, and even made a fuss about it a few times, swearing that you would die rather than eat it."

So what surprised everyone was not the black-bone chicken at all, but it's the original middle-aged vow of Shen Qian Ling, right? Movie king Shen's head buzzed, feeling as if he had been cheated.

"Don't take it to heart, too." Seeing his expression is different, Bao Dou only thinks he is sorry for the beast, so comforted, "even if Gongzi does not eat, the little black-bone chicken will not live long, the old master also tried to keep a few more to grow up, but unfortunately it has not been possible."

In the end, it's not a big deal at all! Shen Qian Ling lay on the bed and comforted himself, even if it was colorful, it was just an old bird of a particular species, and even if it was really a divine beast, everyone in the Shen family had already eaten it, and even if it was to be condemned by God, it was all together! After thinking about these points, Shen Qian Ling suddenly felt relieved and rolled onto the bed!

"Fūrén is awake." A smiling greeting came from the ear.

......

Shen Qian Ling dragged the blanket to cover his head.

The eye does not seem as clean.

"Angry?" Qin Shao Yu sat on the edge of the bed, "I heard Bao Dou say you were looking for me?"

"No." Shen Qian Ling muffled.

"Gongzi was clearly looking for earlier." Bao Dou refuted from the side.

"When did you come in!" Shen Qian Ling sat up with a blushing face, "And are you my shutong (2) or his?  !" How can you speak to an outsider, with a negative rating!

"What's the difference, after all, will be sent to Shadow Chasing Palace as a dowry." Bao Dou muttered.

Shen Qian Ling was successfully choked back.

A little pursuit, boy!

"What do you want me to do?" Qin Shao Yu squeezed his cheeks.

Touch your sister! Even if there is a marriage contract, but not yet married! Squeeze your hands again! Shen Qian Ling rolled back into the blanket, "Nothing, goodbye." In fact, he was just stunned by the phoenix to think this world is really strange to the unimaginable. According to this trend, it is not impossible for a man to have a child, so wants to find Qin Shao Yu to plan for future abortion! But after that conversation with Bao Dou just now, he has calmed down a lot, and also smoothly regained his previous pure natural arrogant attitude.

"Well, then wait until you want to say it." Qin Shao Yu did not make things difficult for him, "Fūrén, rest early and I will come back in the morning."

Don't always keep running to me! Shen Qian Ling earnestly suggested, "A man should put his career first!"

"So Fūrén is finally willing to start learning how to manage the Escort?" Qin Shao Yu was surprised, "If the master knew, he would be overjoyed."

Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes calmly, "Consider that I didn't say anything just now." Run your sister's escort!

Qin Shao Yu laughed out loud in a very unpleasant way.

Shen Qian Ling raised countless middle fingers in his heart!

"Gongzi should be kinder to Palace Master Qin in the future." After sending Qin Shao Yu away, Bao Dou said bitterly, "To avoid being angry when you marry him in the future."

Who said I'm going to marry him! Shen Qian Ling disdain, "I have forgotten about him!"

"But Palace Master Qin is treating you better than before." Bao Dou held an injustice for Qin Shao Yu, "He had never been like this before, and he came to visit you from time to time."

So, I should still be grateful? Shen Qian Ling curled his lips, Grandpa doesn't care!

"Furthermore, Palace Master Qin told the old master today that he would like to take Gongzi to go shopping on the street tomorrow morning." Bao Dou said, "Does Gongzi know how busy Palace Master Qin is?"

I do not care how busy he is and no one asked him and you shouldn't talk to me in this 'really ignorant' Talk to me in your tone! Shen Qian Ling pinched his bun face and gritted his teeth, "Little traitor!"

Bao Dou's eyes were teary, "It hurts."

"Tomorrow morning, he will take me out?" Shen Qian Ling withdrew his hand.

"If Gongzi doesn't want to go--"

"Of course, I don't want to go!" Shen Qian Ling is cold and incomparable.

"Then it's just a matter of going to the learning hall." Bao Dou reminded.

and many more! Shen Qian Ling frowned, "Where to go?"

"The learning hall." Bao Dou said, " Gongzi has always been reluctant to practice martial arts, so the old master visited the world to invite a lot of strange people and things, especially for Gongzi opened the learning hall, to explain the world's affairs."

Damn it, there is even a tutor? Shen Qian Ling instinctively took a breath, but after thinking about it, he felt nothing terrible. There is no mathematics and chemistry and biology here, explain the world's affairs even sounded with a hint of fun, okay! Maybe it will be very worth looking forward to! So Shen Qian Ling said excitedly, "Then I'll go to the learning hall!"

"Ah?" Bao Dou was shocked at the words, "Gongzi is actually willing to take the initiative to go to the learning hall?"

Shen Qian Ling: ......

The previous one hated going to school before?

Okay, in fact, he was also very disgusted in his previous life, but since he came, how to say also to go to see. Besides, it is better than going shopping with Qin Shao Yu anyway!

So, he nodded his head firmly, "I'm willing to be extremely!"

Bao Dou can only sigh in his heart, in fact, he wants to go out shopping tomorrow morning.

Really disappointed.

Early the next morning, Shen Qian Ling woke up early, dressed up, and rushed to the learning hall excitedly.

"Slow down, Gongzi." Bao Dou chased after him in tears, holding the book box. Why are you so excited this time? You've always had a grumpy face before!

"Gongzi." The gatekeeper of the learning hall opened the brass lock for him, " Master Zeng has not yet come, Gongzi can read the book by yourself first."

Shen Qian Ling thanked and stepped through the door and was immediately greeted by a strong smell of books!

This is the smell of knowledge! King Shen is very intoxicated!

"Gongzi read the book first, I will go to the kitchen to get some tea." Bao Dou put the book box on the table, "What would Gongzi like to eat?"

"Whatever." Shen Qian Ling smoothly pulled out a few books.

Bao Dou answered, turned around, and ran out the door. Shen Qian Ling held the books back to the table, excited to open the cover ready to receive the knowledge of the inculcation, and then ...... dumbfounded.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck! The two unclothed people hugging together is a hunting scene, and do not draw the bird and ass so vividly ah! It's obvious that the rest of the body is very rough, even if the face is replaced by a circle, but there are only two black dots on the eyes. The author, you are too serious to care about this and lose the other!

If I knew it would be like this, I would have come earlier!

The film emperor Shen rubbed his hands with excitement!

It seems to be back to the good old high school days!

The second page was opened with great interest, and Shen Qian Ling's mouth showed a "man knows" smile, this pose is good! The main character's breasts are flatter eh wait it seems there are no breasts at all, eh wait it seems there is something growing that shouldn't be growing eek eek eek........ ah ah ah ah ah What is the circumstance that both of them have birds? The author didn't take you to play with me like this! Shen Qian Ling took a breath of air. As an ancient society, dare your sister not to take this matter for granted, and there are limits to heavy flavors?

It's scary!

But the more amazing thing is still behind because Master Zeng turned out to be a big-chested and beautiful purple-clothed sister, who looks, very soulful!

Ha ha ha, it was not the old man with a long beard in my imagination, film Emperor Shen felt that he had made it, which was a big surprise! It's a pity that the surprise turned into a fright in less than three seconds, because the purple-clothed sister asked, "How far is the master's room art practice?"

Wipe ......

Shen Qian Ling dumbfounded, feel his brain was struck by a thunderstorm.

Seeing that he just opened his mouth and didn't speak, the purple sister sighed, "It seems that Gongzi is really losing his memory."

"So, the room ......you just made that up to check if I had lost my memory, didn't you?" Shen Qian Ling tried to say.

"Naturally not." The purple sister frowned, "If you have forgotten, we will start from the beginning. In any case, you must practice well before you marry Palace Master Qin, otherwise, if you abandon after the wedding, the Shen family cannot afford to lose face."

Shen Qian Ling blushed white, this this this is what a strange thing to say!

"But in order to check how far Gongzi has forgotten, let's try it." The sister in purple sat on the couch, "First--"

"Wait for a while!" Shen Qian Ling's soul was scared. Don't be so unrestrained when I wipe the girl, I'm still an innocent virgin!

"And wait?" Purple sister frowned.

You have to wait! Shen Qian Ling burst into tears.

　　What kind of mess was left to me ！！！！！！！！！

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Notes:

1) 人生果然好大一張茶幾！ ( Life is a big coffee table! )

*Coffee table fill with coffee cups*.

These 'cups/teacups' refer to 'tragedy'.

So, the meaning here is "Life filled with many tragedies."

2) 書童 (Shūtóng): Book boy. Refers to underage servants who served their masters and their children in the old days. 

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