EIJIW _ Chapter - 09

Bastard!

“Why do I have to learn …… this kind of thing?” Shen Qian Ling almost burst into tears. Small yellow book this kind of thing should be secretly at home to read, how can actually be openly moved to the stage to talk!

The purple sister said, “Because Palace Master Qin is a dragon and phoenix (1) in the human.”

This has nothing to do with Laozi! Shen Qian Ling was stunned by this kind of divine logic!

He is the dragon and a phoenix in the human, and I have to go to learn the room technique. If he is the real dragon son I have to go to learn the transformation technique?

Then why doesn’t he just marry an Ultraman!

“So there are many people who want to marry the palace master.” The purple sister slowly and unhurriedly finished the second half of the sentence, “If Gongzi wants to catch the heart of the palace master, it is necessary to learn the bedside manner.”

With a thunderclap, Shen Qian Ling no longer knows what expression to use to face all this!

So I had to work hard in my heart Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

“Can we start now?” The purple sister saw that he did not speak for a long time but just opened his mouth in a daze, so she urged.

That must not be possible! Shen Qian Ling covered his stomach, “Stomach hurts!”

The purple sister looked at him speechlessly.

“It’s better to learn another day.” Shen Qian Ling scattered his feet and ran outside.

Purple sister: ……

“Ah, Gongzi, slow down.” Bao Dou just entered the courtyard door and collided with him head-on, almost sitting on his butt on the ground.

“Go back quickly.” Shen Qian Ling dragged him and ran.

“What’s wrong?” Bao Dou was confused and worried, “Master Zeng is here?”

If she did not come, I would not have had to do so! Shen Qian Ling ran to the garden in one breath and leaned on the rockery to catch his breath.

“What the hell is going on?” Bao Dou was really baffled, “Master wants to beat you?”

If she hit me, it would be nice to say, but she was going to fuck me! Shen Qian Ling took Bao Dou’s hand and asked, “When did that Master Zeng enter the mansion?”

Bao Dou said surprisingly, “It’s been over a year, to say the least.”

Shen Qian Ling took a breath after hearing the words, one! year! many! !! How many times do you have to go? There are twelve times once a month, okay! Twelve times! Twelve times! I can’t even think about what happened in it!

“Gongzi.” Bao Dou waved his hand in front of him,” Don’t scare me, all right?”

“She is specifically …… taught this?” Shen Qian Ling is very tangled.

Bao Dou Bun blushed, “Mmm.”

Blush! Blushing! Sure enough! Shen Qian Ling sat on the stone with tears in his eyes, “You said that she is a good girl, why should she do this kind of activity.” Isn’t it good to be restrained and shy? Also, learn from other people’s tits! You burst breasts when you are your age!

“She is not an ordinary girl.” Bao Dou whispered, “is the famous Jiangnan absolute master.”

This kind of thing can actually fucking become a master, Shen Qian Ling burst into tears to hold his forehead, compared to the previous era of anti-pornography and illegal crimes, the world is really weak.

“Back then, Madam was afraid that Gongzi would be ignorant, so she invited Master Zeng to teach.” Bao Dou said, “In fact, this kind of thing is taught before the wedding, but Madam is a little anxious, and she thinks about being afraid of Palace Master Qin was hooked away by the fox, so she put this kind of thing, uh, in advance.”

This is too far-sighted! How could there be such a mother! Shen Qian Ling’s mood was so complicated that it was beyond words, and even suspected that the fox fairy was instigated by his mother! Are you sure it is your own! He couldn’t help but have tears in his eyes, “Is there a way to let her go? It’s that Master Zeng, what’s her name?”

“Zeng Xianxian.” Bao Dou said, “You want to let her go?”

Shen Qian Ling nodded furiously.

Zeng Xiaoxian is okay, but not Zeng Xianxian!

“I’m afraid it won’t work.” Bao Dou frowned, “back then Madam took a lot of effort to invite her here, and …… and ……”

“And what?” Shen Qian Ling was curious.

Bao Dou cuddled in his ear mysteriously, “Furthermore, it is said that Master Zeng has also taught many…methods, to Madam, they have a very good relationship.”

Shen Qian Ling: ……

Mother, please let my father go, he is almost 60 ……

“You’re almost eighteen, right?” Shen Qian Ling pinched his face, “I will ask you a few questions.” Although it is not good to discuss this kind of thing with minors, there is no other way than to ask the purple sister Zeng Xianxian!

“Gongzi, please tell me.” Bao Dou was very obedient.

“Previously, when Master Zeng was teaching, you were with me all the time?” Shen Qian Ling said.

Bao Dou nodded, “Most of the time.”

Shen Qian Ling let out a sigh of relief, it shouldn’t happen too much, right! At least there is no real animal!

So he asked again, “Then what does she teach?”

Bao Dou said, “The art of the room.”

Shen Qian Ling was choked for a moment, I knew it is a room technique, so I asked about the specific content!

“Just teach that kind of thing.” Bao Dou’s face is getting redder and redder, and his voice is getting smaller and smaller, “and often there will be some strange artifacts.”

So there are actually props PLAY? ! Shen Qian Ling was suddenly in a state of confusion, feeling that the worldview was once again refreshed!

“Master Zeng also said that as long as Gongzi can work hard and practice well with those artifacts, Palace Master Qin will definitely be fascinated by Gongzi in the future… um!”

“Children are not allowed to talk about this.” Shen Qian Ling’s face is red and his ears are red.

“Heh.” A chuckle suddenly came from behind.

“Ah!” Shen Qian Ling was startled, seems slightly familiar?

“Fūrén is shy?” Qin Shao Yu came out from behind the rockery with a smile in his eyes.

Laugh at your sister! Shen Qian Ling looked at him angrily, “Despicable!” Eavesdropping on people’s conversations!

“That’s not fair.” Qin Shao Yu walked up to him, “I fell asleep in the sun here earlier, and it was Fūrén yourself who came here and wanted to talk to me, now how is it my fault?”

“Humph.” Shen Qian Ling pulled Bao Dou and turned around to leave.

“Since you don’t want to go to class, I’ll take you out to the market?” Qin Shao Yu took a few steps after him and walked side by side with him.

“Thanks, no need.” Shen Qian Ling did not even look at him.

When I go to the bazaar, I feel weak! There are more people who want to hook up with Laozi in my previous life, and there will be no less in this life. Even if you line up in this market, you will have to queue up to thirty years later!

“It’s not the same thing to be bored in the house all the time.” Qin Shao Yu said, “Go out and have a good time.”

Shen Qian Ling still disdain! At first glance, you have never seen a concert of tens of thousands of people!

“Fūrén…”

“Shut up!”

Bao Dou looked at Qin Shao Yu with a sympathetic gaze.

“After losing your memory, you’ve got a lot more courage.” Qin Shao Yu was not annoyed, instead, he smiled and reached out to pinch the back of his neck.

“Do what?” Shen Qian Ling felt a pain in his neck, so he said angrily, “You want to domestic violence me? !”

Qin Shao Yu simply hugged him sideways.

Shit! Shen Qian Ling was shocked, “Let me go down!”

Qin Shao Yu swept away from the courtyard wall with a few strokes of his feet.

“Help…” The lingering sound was very curling.

Bao Dou was dumbfounded.

“What’s going on?” Shen Qian Feng heard the commotion and rushed over.

Bao Dou said embarrassingly, “Palace Master Qin flew away holding Gongzi.”

Shen Qian Feng: ……

“You bastard!” Shen Qian Ling struggled desperately, almost in tears again.

Qin Shao Yu hugged him and landed on a hundred-year-old tree and put the person on the tree branch and sat down.

“Ahhhhhhh!” Shen Qian Ling’s face is white with fear, you mother! I’m afraid of heights! More than 10 meters high will be dizzy!

“Scared?” Qin Shao Yu deliberately asked.

Shen Qian Ling fell down and hugged the trunk like a monkey, closing his eyes tightly along the way.

Qin Shao Yu looked at his posture in a complicated mood.

This is too ugly.

Shen Qian Ling is shivering, and his whole body is shaking.

Qin Shao Yu finally sensed that something was wrong and pulled him up with a slight frown, “Why are you crying?”

“Take me down.” Shen Qian Ling’s face was pale.

Qin Shao Yu didn’t ask anymore and jumped into the alley in his arms.

Shen Qian Ling’s whole body is cold, obviously frightened a lot.

“Is everything okay?” Qin Shao Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Shen Qian Ling squatted on the ground holding his head and remembered a scene from five years ago.

When he was filming, he made a mistake in his protection measures and fell to the ground with another actor. He fell to the plastic shed with his fate. He suffered only trauma, but he never woke up again.

“Xiao Ling.” Qin Shao Yu’s voice is very soft, “I am teasing you, how will you really fall.”

Shen Qian Ling still buried his head in his knees, his headache was about to explode. After that incident, he was in the hospital for a whole half-year, closed his eyes is the way he fell, later in the psychiatrist’s guidance to gradually out of the shadow, but fell afraid of the high problem, standing around high places without shelter and be dizzy, even the simple opponent scene must use a substitute.

“Let’s go home.” Qin Shao Yu helped him to stand up.

Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes, his face as white as paper.

“Gongzi, what’s wrong with you? !” Bao Dou was packing things in the house, suddenly saw Shen Qian Ling half dead was carried in, so successfully shocked.

“Get some hot water.” Qin Shao Yu put the person on the couch.

“I’m fine.” Shen Qian Ling said tiredly, “You go away.”

“Are you really that scared?” Qin Shao Yu hesitated.

Shen Qian Ling closed his eyes. Obviously do not want to talk to him again.

“Palace master, hot water!” Bao Dou ran in with a large basin.

Qin Shao Yu twisted a hand towel and wiped away the cold sweat from his forehead and palms, “From now on I won’t take you to high places anymore.”

Shen Qian Ling hugged the blanket and turned around.

Bao Dou looked at Qin Shao Yu with great concern – what did you do to my Gongzi again? How can something happen after only a short while!

“Take good care of him.” Qin Shao Yu stood up, turned around, and left the door.

Shen Qian Ling has been staring at the wall, Bao Dou’s heart is not sure, had to sneak to find Shen Qian Feng, incidentally also met Madam Shen.

“My poor Ling-er!” A familiar voice rang out again in the courtyard.

Shen Qian Ling opened his eyes in a daze, his head was a little dizzy.

“What’s wrong again?” Madam Shen sat on the edge of the bed.

“It’s okay.” As soon as Shen Qian Ling sat up, she was hugged in her arms.

“Why are you so scared that your face is white.” Madam Shen was very distressed, “How did that bastard bully you?”

Shen Qian Feng was helpless, “Mother, you should at least ask first, maybe it’s not Shao Yu’s fault.”

“Is it not him or is it Ling-er’s own fault?” Madam Shen gave him an angry look, “If you don’t take care of your brother, let your father beat you up!”

Shen Qian Feng: ……

Shen Qian Ling’s face was forced to bury in her chest, feeling like he was suffocating!

Breathing difficulty!

“Good boy, how did he bully you?” Madam Shen patted his back, “Don’t be afraid, say it out and mother will stand up for you!”

I would like to say, let go of me first! Shen Qian Ling wanted to cry, but no tears.

And how can his mother have so much strength!

Unscientific!

“Mother.” Fortunately, Shen Qian Feng could not see it and dragged him out in time.

Shen Qian Ling hurriedly took the time to breathe a few breaths of fresh air.

Sure enough, this kind of strong maternal love is not blessed, almost suffocated.

　　His mother is so overbearing.

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DRAGON AND PHOENIX – The Perfect Couple in Feng Shui

Two of the most powerful of the four celestial animals are the dragon and phoenix. The dragon and phoenix are the perfect couple in Feng Shui. Dragon is “yang” while phoenix is “yin”, and they complement each other in creating a yin-yang balance to harvest successful matrimonial bliss. This celestial couple is the symbol of everlasting love, and their being together is the ultimate symbol of marital happiness. It symbolizes that the man and spouse will stay together through thick and thin, and that love and passion will last till the end. They ensure that a newlywed couple will be blessed with both patriarch and matriarch luck, outstanding achievement in life, and great fortune and prosperity with many filial offsprings.

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